both kinds of beans

A euphemism for someone who is stoned to the point of being unable understand or answer basic questions.
The phrase comes from the tendency of people to go to places like Chipotle when high and then inevitably give a non-answer when the first question--"black or pinto beans?-- is asked.

Poor Chipotle employee: "Hello sir, can I take your order?"
Stoned kid: "I want a burrito"
Employee: "Okay, would you like black or pinto beans on that?"
Stoned kid: *no response*
Employee: "Black or pinto?"
Stoned kid: *no response*
Employee: ...
Stoned kid: "Yes"
Employee: "Okay, both kinds of beans it is"

*Couple walks past kid, obviously stoned out of his mind*
"Wow, he looks like he got both kinds of beans."

by sponky November 1, 2020

both middle finger up

When a guy gets a lot of bitches, steals peoples mum and make racks also high in protein

Both middle finger up in a picture

by High in protein June 9, 2022

pitching both ends of a double header

Having sex with a mother and her daughter but in separate sessions.

Dude I got lucky last night and ended up pitching both ends of a double header. Yeah, I went home with a girl last night and we had great sex. I ran into her mother on the way out. She was hotter than the daughter and just as horny. I ended up having sex with the mother before I left too.

by RepWin August 20, 2023

Every both

Use both the things every time

Why use one when you can have every both.

by Pewd's well wisher November 23, 2020

stroking it w/ both hands

when you're glazing someone so much, that its almost like you're putting double the work into it. - the more extreme version of "doing tricks on it"
extreme glazing.

"(artist) literally just released the best album ever"
"bro hop off, you're stroking it w/ both hands atp"

by kool4id November 6, 2024

they're both written in English

An insult of bad adaptation of a previous work. Denoting the only similarities between the works being what language they were little were written in. First stated in the Mystery Science Theater 3000 episode “Village of the Giants” when shown it was based off HG Wells’s “Food of the Gods”

Batman versus Superman is just like the comics in that they're both written in English

by Mike Whittaked January 4, 2023

Like sticking one way signs on both ends of the road

Completely fuckin pointless

"Why did you hoover the floor and then sweep it? "

"That's like sticking one way signs on both ends of the road"

by T4Y March 16, 2021