both kinds of beans

A euphemism for someone who is stoned to the point of being unable understand or answer basic questions.
The phrase comes from the tendency of people to go to places like Chipotle when high and then inevitably give a non-answer when the first question--"black or pinto beans?-- is asked.

Poor Chipotle employee: "Hello sir, can I take your order?"
Stoned kid: "I want a burrito"
Employee: "Okay, would you like black or pinto beans on that?"
Stoned kid: *no response*
Employee: "Black or pinto?"
Stoned kid: *no response*
Employee: ...
Stoned kid: "Yes"
Employee: "Okay, both kinds of beans it is"

*Couple walks past kid, obviously stoned out of his mind*
"Wow, he looks like he got both kinds of beans."

by sponky November 1, 2020

I walk to school both ways

Used usually by Asian parents, trying to show their children how hard it was for them, and also defining the laws of physics where they will also say “When I was your age, physics wasn’t invented yet.”

“You kids have it so easyyy I walk to school both ways, uphill, one one foot, my other one was starting a business.” -Steven’s Dad

by I walk to school both ways March 14, 2022

Both ending

When you have simultaneous explosive diarrhea and projectile vomit, most frequently from poor dietary decisions.

"How was that gas station sushi?"

"It was delicious, but I was both ending it all night."

by Mfergu3 April 25, 2024

The Lord nobody Poof/boof (both) SATANic

Guys.... Ladies?! Me too! W3 L0ve us. Heavens No Hell yeah! Bloodhounds sure. CAPTAIN ADMIRAL Both Both Both Both Both Both Both Both x8 it up/down Both wait....

The Lord Hell Yeah!The Lord nobody Poof/boof (both) SATANic

by Im_a_real_boy! February 17, 2025

they're both written in English

An insult of bad adaptation of a previous work. Denoting the only similarities between the works being what language they were little were written in. First stated in the Mystery Science Theater 3000 episode “Village of the Giants” when shown it was based off HG Wells’s “Food of the Gods”

Batman versus Superman is just like the comics in that they're both written in English

by Mike Whittaked January 4, 2023

Wash both hands

When having a FFM threesome, and the guy give both girls simultaneous hand jobs, and they squirt on both his hands at the same time

Last night was amazing! We had a threesome and I got to wash both hands at the same time!

by LLrubberduckie May 12, 2025

stroking it w/ both hands

when you're glazing someone so much, that its almost like you're putting double the work into it. - the more extreme version of "doing tricks on it"
extreme glazing.

"(artist) literally just released the best album ever"
"bro hop off, you're stroking it w/ both hands atp"

by kool4id November 6, 2024