denver omelette

Named for the city in which I recieved this wonderful gift, the "Denver Omelette" is when a man kneels above a woman's face as she sucks on his scrotum whilst another young lady simultaneously deep throats his engorged member.

The next time you're in Colorado be sure to look up Laura & Julie. They'll whip you up a MEAN Denver Omelette!

by djrock247 January 5, 2009

Cheese omelette

It’s an omelette people!! Literally eggs scrambled up a little and then folded in half. You can get fancy if you want and add salt and pepper, maybe some bacon

Waiter: “Would you like scrambled eggs or a cheese omelette?”
Customer: “A cheese omelette please.”

by Be wholesome please May 7, 2018

omelette

also known as omelet; eggs usually cooked over a stove in a frying pan; a degrading term for people over 5 feet.

"Mmm! I smell a tasty omlette!"

"Hey! That person just insulted my short friend! What an omelette."

by Axe-Hand Gremlin January 6, 2009

irish omelette

A sexual act in which you blow your load in the vagina then fold the lips of the pussy over resembling an omelette and then proceed to beat the fuck out of her.

" She said I had to make breakfast this morning, so I made her an Irish Omelette. "

by 408 Ninjas PSA May 11, 2006

omelettehead

nerd, geek or egghead who is so fucked up, that their "scrambled" brain only makes sense when on drugs

My best friend, Beth, can't do simple arithmetics, but when she gets high, that omelettehead can solve 2nd order differential equations.

by eggsgettinhigh November 3, 2009

Omelette

"I'm lit"

A pun for I'm lit, meaning fun.

"Are you having fun dude?"
"Omelette"

by Moislitlol November 20, 2016

Omelettes

In surfing, a slang term for a surfer's shoulders. One may have salt and peppered (freckled), hot sauced (sun-burned), ham (huge as a mother) and other varieties of omelettes.

Cody: Whooaaa, Brad check out that chick's shoulders!
Brad: Brah, she's got some three egg omelettes...

by wordybirdie September 5, 2018