Hairy Wiper

Rimming a wildly-unshaven butthole.

Davis and Ramirez completed every sex act in the Urban Dictionary catalogue, with the exception of the Hairy Wiper.

by kmikl September 4, 2021

willy wiper

a term used for a person who wipes willies for a living. also used as an insult.

"ugh, that boy is such a willy wiper!"

by uh oh stinkyyy October 15, 2019

womb wiper

a males penis of extreme length/girth. usually put into use on minge monday or tattyby thursday

'ah man she smoked my womb wiper for hours on minge monday'

by Mikey'minge monday' c February 1, 2009

diaper wiper

A parent of an infant.

You two won't be diaper wipers for long!

by Ereck Flowers November 23, 2018

Windscreen wiper

The act of cumming on someone's glasses, then proceeding to wipe it off with your cock.

Hey baby girl would you like a windscreen wiper.

by unregisteredsexoffender December 17, 2024

Hairy wiper

Rimming a wildly unshaven butthole.

Due to the toilet paper shortage of 2020, the hairy wiper has become mainstream.

by Kickmyballsrealhard September 4, 2021

The window wiper

The act of a gentleman duffing his spunk upon the belly of his consenting partner and then proceeding to vigorously wipe it off using his penis with window wiping type strokes.

I just the window wiper on ma bitch las night bro

by Wipey McWindow May 29, 2020