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Hairy Wiper

Rimming a wildly-unshaven butthole.
Davis and Ramirez completed every sex act in the Urban Dictionary catalogue, with the exception of the Hairy Wiper.
by kmikl September 4, 2021
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west coast window wiper

To release chuncky direhea on ones window screen while a group cleans it off with there tounges
Those boys west coast window wipered my car today at the drive through
by west coast window wiper September 26, 2014
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Windshield Wiper

The sexual act of ejaculating on another person's face, then using your erection to wipe said ejaculate off their face in a side-to-side motion.
After I blew my load on her face, I gave her the windshield wiper as any gentleman should.
by Ballz_Deep May 20, 2015
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womb wiper

a males penis of extreme length/girth. usually put into use on minge monday or tattyby thursday
'ah man she smoked my womb wiper for hours on minge monday'
by Mikey'minge monday' c February 1, 2009
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Hairy wiper

Rimming a wildly unshaven butthole.
Due to the toilet paper shortage of 2020, the hairy wiper has become mainstream.
by Kickmyballsrealhard September 4, 2021
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diaper wiper

A parent of an infant.
You two won't be diaper wipers for long!
by Ereck Flowers November 23, 2018
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Wiper Stripes

The annoying lines left on a windshield from faulty wipers.
Oh no, I have a bad case of wiper stripes. I have to change those crappy wipers or I'm going to have dirty wiper stripes all Winter!
by Chops wood November 26, 2010
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