Zombie leg

A condition that occurs in the legs when too much time has been spent on an uncomfortable toilet seat. A restriction in blood flow causes the legs to numb causing temporary paralysis in the legs making it nearly impossible to walk.

Hey, check out rob coming out of the shitter yo, looks like he's got dat zombie leg! He's draggin his feet!

by nairb33 March 4, 2015

killer legs

legs of women that can control/manipulate and even seduce a guy(or more if possible)

That stunning lady in red has got killer legs..

by milkshakeman May 10, 2009

jesus legs

When someone's legs are so pale, that people are blinded by how white and bright they are when the person wears shorts and/or shows off their legs.

After a long winter when I could start wearing shorts, my Jesus Legs were so bad, the reflection burned my friend's eyebrows off.

by Lucy Dorphin October 7, 2011

battyman legs

The signs on pavements (holding road names and roundabout exits etc...) that have two ‘legs’ are called Battyman legs. If you walk through them you gotta stay in the battyman’s protection. You are now gay.

Guy1: Hey man, wtf are battyman legs?!
Guy2: those road signs on the pavements that have 2 ‘legs’.
Guy1: And I can’t walk through them because....
Guy2: coz they’re the battyman’s Legs bro... if you walk through them you’re gonna be gay.

by N.kristy April 11, 2019

Dildo legs

An individual with clumsy legs, or actually has dildos for legs.

Run dildo legs. RUN.

by Daniel Porter June 14, 2005

My leg

If you get harmed physically or mentally in anyway just yell "my leg!"

"Spongebob, be careful wit- *dink* *ripping sound* MY LEG!"

by ishkeefGahBoyz300 August 13, 2016

dolphin legs

The feeling of a woman's leg after it has been freshly shaved and moisturized.

Feel my dolphin legs! I just shaved!

by gabrakadabra01 November 20, 2013