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Anti-social networking

Actively avoiding or severing connections on social networking sites to avoid your friend's connections.
Once I realized what a bitch Chuck's wife is, I took him off my friends list. I like the guy, but a little anti-social networking is easier than dealing with her.
by Jake4f March 16, 2009
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Network Hitler

An individual, usually male, who runs the Office IT in a ruthless fashion. For example, he will not let you keep fun jpegs or mpegs on the server for long, and discourages entertaining emails sent to the whole company.
"Oooooooooooohhhh, that network Hitler!"
by barry Smith May 15, 2006
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Network

Updated version of "Old Boys Club" that doesn't require being old or male; the primary purpose is to place acquaintanceship and social skills before merit, education and knowledge in career advancement.
He got the job by networking at the Ginger Man.
by oldgeek February 15, 2005
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Cartoon Network

A Network That Shows fuckin' gay-ass shows until 11pm, when Adult Swim airs. Adult Swim Kicks ass Better than cartoon network does.Oh, and the new toonami (Saturdays,7pm to 11pm)definatly kicks ass as well.
Dude 1:Hey Dude, it's 11pm,Wanna Watch Adult Swim? Dude 2:Hell Yeah! Adult Swim Kicks Fuckin' ass!
by MACI$Sw33T July 1, 2005
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Cartoon Network

Dear readers,
I am talking about the Phillipine ones, so some shows that I mentioned might not be on the US or other nations.

This kicks ass since 90's, but sucked reccently. I mean, what the heck are they thinking? They were having an anime on the channel and it started to pollute the channel itself! Take note, this is Cartoon Network! The best channel for cartoons! And absolutely NOT Anime Network or something like that. And they removed Dexter's Lab, Hi Hi Puffy AmiYumi, Johnny Bravo, Cow and Chicken, I am Weasel, Codename: Kids Next Door, Xiaolin Showdown, Pingu, Looney Toones, Popeye, My favorite Fridays, and the elder's love the Adult Swim in exchange of some crappy shows (mostly anime) such as Powepuff Girls Z, Naruto, Bakugan, Squirrel Boy, Mirmo, and that oh-so-horrible-and-overrated Ben 10, and lots of Ben 10 and Tom and Jerry marathons. They also put some of your old favorite cartoon cartoon shows at midnight. 2007, The era of CN City is forgivable, because the bumpers are super lovely and the Adult Swim is there, But when the era lasted on 2008, I feel don't like watching the channel anymore. It is now made of suck. I would prefer watching non-stop extreme wrestling instead.

Much Love,
Kaizer.
Damn it, I wished they remained that CN City era forever, and those old school cartoons. Cartoon Network, you failed us in the year of 2008. I only watched Thumb Wrestling Federation these days..
by K- Project May 8, 2009
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High Network Individuals

A variation of High Net Worth Individuals used to describe people who are strong influencers of a large social network.

Used in keynote speech at AIMIA Awards 2009.
Companies are keen to befriend High Network Individuals as brand advocates to their networks.
by GuyG March 20, 2009
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network admin

One who has been appointed to oversee the operation and maintenance of a computer network.

The characteristics of network admins are all strikingly similar. They are mostly all somewhat intelligent; not smart enough to be an engineer, but not dumb enough to flip burgers. To make up for their lack of intelligence and inability to contribute meaningfully to the field of computers, they have cocky, elitist attitudes.

Network admins think they are special, and will act as if they own the office, when in reality, they will never transcend the level of cleaning viruses. Network admins can often be seen traveling in packs; stroking each other's egos because no one else will.
Computer Programmer: "Hey network admin, set up this router while I finish compiling this database."

network admin: "Well I have more important things to be--"

Computer Programmer: "Shut up bitch."
by Novocaine October 17, 2005
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