Mushroom Head

The head of the penis. Usually purple

"I have I massive Mushroom head at the tip of my cock"

by StarSoupMan June 28, 2023

Mushroom Treatment

A term that draws it's history from the United States Military, particularly the combat arms. It refers to a management concept adopted either accidentally or on purpose by shitty leaders. This leadership style is defined by being light on details and withholding information. Concurrently shitty leaders will ensure that the information that does get passed along is either incorrect or unreliable (See Bullshit)

Lit:
Keeping subordinates in the dark and feeding them shit.

Ex:

Bob: Hey bob, do we know the plan?
Dave: No Dave, we're still getting the mushroom treatment, we'll probably figure that shit out when it's too late to do anything about it.

by Tokenwhite April 26, 2018

Mushroom Scrubber

One who exclusively concerns themself with details and/or topics of little significance.

Good luck getting anything worthwhile outta that guy; he’s a real mushroom scrubber.

by Bowling for Burgers December 12, 2018

Mushroom cup

When a man has an inverted dick tip where the cum pools inside it; also known as the holy grail

“Wow, I have my husband a bj last night and drank it from his mushroom cup!”

by Mushroom lover November 08, 2017

Velvet Mushroom

The smooth skin area remaining after the application of a mushroom tattoo.

GuyA: Richie has a velvet mushroom
GuyB: I know, Hynam gave it too him

by AcuteAngle January 02, 2010

Mushroom Child

A child that’s never allowed to go outside

Son: “Why don’t you ever see those kids playing?”
Mother: “must be a mushroom child

by Psycho_Duck13 April 21, 2018

Pink Mushroom

The penile bellend. The mushroom cap head of a pretty pink penis.

Rachel licked my pink mushroom clean of nut last night.

My pink mushroom is engorged.

by Eaton Holgoode November 29, 2018