munked

to get fucked by munk!

munk: *humps vamp
vamp: *blushes
munk: u got munked!
vamp: monkey my love jajaja

by munkyfish March 13, 2009

munkin

My wife Sally. Sally ate all her waffles, she must have been a hungered munkin.

Sally ate all her waffles, she must have been a hungered munkin.

by $Marty$ September 21, 2014

Dutch Munklefucker

Sticking your hand up a girl's anus, as in fisting, and you grab onto her intestines and pull them out. People who do this are called Dutch Munklefuckers.

"Dude I stuck my hand in my girlfriend's ass and pulled her innards out! It was hot!"
"DUDE! You're such a Dutch Munklefucker!"

by MrBobinator February 2, 2014

cheese munky

i am a cheese loving munky from the planet "Z" and live in the city of Prague and have a pet rabbit in the garden that has a hand that is half ate by a gerbil.

Anthony Renwick

by logicscottie April 7, 2004

munkle

Verb. To grab or otherwise manipulate something with prehensile toes.
A useful application for monkey toes.

Her arms loaded with groceries, Sue slipped out of her sandal and munkled the keys from the doormat up to her hand.
or
Hey, could you munkle that remote to me?

by Lauren Penner August 16, 2006

Munkle

When one is related to one's self

You are your own mothers uncle's brother's cousin (Munkle)

by Munkle November 1, 2013

Fuck Yo Munkie

Fat ass bitches and skinny white sluts. Cocaine, coke, snow, crack. Bastard fishes stole my bowl of wishes, i wish i could grouw a beard. If I had a beard, I would grow and manage a mushroom farm. I'd grow my own herb.

Dude- Bro, I licked your mom's ear.
Bro- Dude, Fuck Yo Munkie
Dude- Dont hate, man. We're just friends
Bro- Well, I cant afford another dick on the table.

by iamyouduck November 29, 2009