The female equivalent of morning wood.
This term is slang and refers to a female erection upon waking up in the morning. These erections are perfectly normal and occur when neurological stimulators cause blood to flow into the clitoris during REM sleep. This ensures that oxygen is properly delivered to the clitoris and helps keep clitoral tissue healthy.
This term is slang and refers to a female erection upon waking up in the morning. These erections are perfectly normal and occur when neurological stimulators cause blood to flow into the clitoris during REM sleep. This ensures that oxygen is properly delivered to the clitoris and helps keep clitoral tissue healthy.
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A boring town where everyone that lives here wants to get out. The people stay the same, and meeting new people is hard, considering everyone knows everyone. The people that live here often are crazy mofo's, and like to party every weekend. Heck even on weekdays. There is nothing better to do then party it up everyday,
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Activity that happens when a group of people (often roommates) gather in one room "the morning after" and share recollections or anecdotes of the previous night's activities.
Commonly occurs in college sorority houses or in houses where several co-eds reside.
Participants are usually young females and primary topic of conversation is regarding who hooked up.
Activity that happens when a group of people (often roommates) gather in one room "the morning after" and share recollections or anecdotes of the previous night's activities.
Commonly occurs in college sorority houses or in houses where several co-eds reside.
Participants are usually young females and primary topic of conversation is regarding who hooked up.
"By 10:00 a.m. on Saturday morning, we gathered in Jenny's room for aspirin, orange juice and morning stories."
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Tedd: Man today was a rough morning.. Byron: Why? Tedd: I woke up with morning 2X4 today. Byron: Owch, must've sucked Tedd: Yeah. Good thing Shannon was there to relieve me.
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Person: "Well, you're awake early."
Man:"I had to wake up because my morning wood wouldn't let me go back to sleep.."
Man:"I had to wake up because my morning wood wouldn't let me go back to sleep.."
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