minging

Used to describe someone who is extremely desperate for sex but highly unlikely to get any due to being a dead ringer for Bill Gates aged 14 and female.

Fred: "Hmm,(hic), she's quite tasty."
Joe: "Take your beer goggles off mate, she's minging!"

by High Priest Ramases September 24, 2004

sugar mining

The act of snorting Cocaine out of a vagina.

Last night I met a girl who let me go Sugar Mining after 10 minutes of talking with her.

by Master Spooky April 21, 2018

minging

To be performing badly or not up too scratch, especially in sports.

"Yo, bro, the other team was minging last nyt"

by Special K January 20, 2004

food mining

Going to different student organizations, get togethers, etc. for the sole purpose of eating free meals and appetizers?

"Hey George, are you coming to study chem at the library"
"Just a minute, I haven't had lunch yet. I'm gonna go food mining in the student union for a bit"
"Oh dawg I'm coming!"

by Masterdolma August 22, 2011

minging

Getting totaly wasted and drunk the following night out with the lads

Down the pub and you drink till you drop

by Not-Telling-A-Soul June 23, 2005

Mincing

Feeling an undeniable urge to be extra as hell and crumble/grind all of your ingredients when cooking with a special mincing too. If the chef fails to mince all ingredients while cooking then a penalty of -1 point will be served to the chef.

Alex: Hey, have you started cooking yet?
Megan: Not yet, I'm too busy mincing the garlic
Alex: You're extra as hell

by David Peter Butts March 16, 2020

Diamond Mining

Going down on a girl who has been vajazzled.
vajazlle is bedazzling your lady parts with stick-on Swarovski crystals.

My girlfriend just got vajazzled at the salon. I'm looking forward to some diamond mining later.

by Mensaman April 21, 2010