Merked

A person or thing that is ugly

Angela: omg that guy is so fine

Soha: girl no he’s so merked

by Boogerbooble July 23, 2022

Merking off

Merking off is essentially the fusion of mewing, and jerking off, typically done by late stage gooners who are still looking for a way to turn getting caught edging into a sigmatical grindset moment. Though usually this still wont change the fact you just caught them edging to gay porn before the suns even risen yet, which there now using as a flex upon you.

Edward: do you know that guy in the dorm next-door? i caught him edging in the bathroom once and all he did was start merking off
Dennis: lmao but i would do the same thing if i were him

by relerquney February 16, 2024

merked

someone who is really high or gets destroyed

wow he got merked by that truck or wow I'm merked right now

by Mc Definitions March 17, 2018

merk on

Getting a “merk on”! Angry or upset with someone or something without justification or reason.

Oi Angela! Don’t get a merk on!

by Richardranklin October 3, 2017

merked

When you get beat up, socked, or shot

Me-"yo.. Fuck is wrong witchu bull I'm bouta merk u"
You-" I'm sorry I didnt mean to"

Me-"yo sum bull gon rob me for my shit I just copped a new gun to, bull finna get merked"
My squad-"ard bro imma get the whip"

by T.I.NMan February 15, 2015

Morning, when the frost is merk

The cold, frosty morning made my breath steam.

I had a morning, when the frost is merk.

by aamujolloinmerk March 7, 2025

Merk

The act of having 10 or more dildos in your pussy at once then take them out and having a guys whole head go in your pussy and you start cumming and squirting on him while hes still inside

Lisa was about to merk this guy tonight in bed

by Awesome words5150 December 15, 2016