measexual

Measexual is a sexual modifier in which one's attraction changes, or when one only feels attraction when eating meals. It can be affected by any type of meal besides desserts and snacks. If one's sexuality is influenced by a certain meal, one would put the flavor into the label.

Person B: So, what's your sexuality?
Person A: I'm Measexual
Person B: Eww!!, that's so fucking disgusting, that's not even a sexuality you freak!

by An_AlienWithInternet January 31, 2022

melsexual

A person who is sexually attracted to really pretty people no matter what gender they are

i am melsexual and i think mel is so pretty!!

by ainsleys wife February 5, 2022

mersexual

a person sexual attracted to merfolk

"bob stop jerking off to fictional things!"

"shut it i'm mersexual!"

by thelaptopman26 February 26, 2023

Minsexual

A person who's attracted to masculinity and masculine gender presentations, rather than to specific gender identities. Often used by non-binary and asexual spectrum people and people who date non-binary and asexual people.

"Dude, that Butch was even hotter than my last boyfriend. I should go talk to her."
"Wait, dude, you're attracted to women? Are you bi??"
"Naw, I'm minsexual."

by Professor Gothalot November 30, 2023

meansexual

someone that is attracted to other people being mean

for example, hua tsushima is a meansexual

by strzn December 30, 2024

menstrual math

counting the days to your period to determine whether you will have it for some important event (vacation, date, etc).

girl 1: Ready for our all-girl cruise next month?
girl 2: Yes! I just did some menstrual math, and I won't have my period until we get back!"

by BillieGoat June 12, 2013

Menstrual Tide

The appropriate mascot for the University (sic) of Alabama. Used to describe a fan base that is missing teeth, eats clay and where marrying your sister is par for course.

Caruthers: "Who do the Menstrual Tides play today?

Archibald: "I'm not sure but even if they lose they'll probably "say" it's a win anyway because they're in the SEC; have you ever met a more delusional fan base?"

Caruthers: "Nope, the Menstrual Tide make excuses and claim fictional national championships like their lives depend on it"

by NicRattlehead September 17, 2015