Melissa 

Melissa is likely to be a manipulative, narcissistic, pathologically lying cunt. She will be less of a positive presence in your life, and more of a malignancy; reaping and sowing death and destruction without prejudice. The kindest thing a Melissa will do for your life is give you a clear cut view of what life was like in dachau. Never trust a Melissa.

"Oh dear god, run you guys, here comes fuckin Melissa"

"Apples are to Oranges what Hitler is to Melissa. Except some people like Hitler."

"My mothers name is Melissa, and I really hope she gets some sort of festering, voracious, necrotizing fascitis, that is singularily located to her vagina."

Melissa by Mr. MSM November 4, 2019

melissa 

ugly. untalented but also can be ur best friend.

yo that girl is so melissa like she’s melissa and untalented but sometimes chill

melissa by great people check December 19, 2019

Melissa 

a very nice girl that like taking it from behind. Don't mess with girls named Melissa cause they are usually 63% dom. also has very good choice in guys.

Guy 1: i called that girl over there lissa and she smacked me...
Guy 2: she is a total Melissa!

Melissa by ShawnIsOn March 5, 2017

Melissa 

She’s a bitch and really annoying. She never shuts the fuck up like for real she’s always talking and always being so fixing annoying. Can you not stfu?? If you’re a Melissa and you’re reading this stfu

Oh it’s melissa. STFU!!!!!!!

Melissa by Ndnbshdjddj November 25, 2017

Melissa 

piece of shit but very loving

you very melissa

Melissa by mxtpls January 3, 2018

Melissa 

the whitest bitch ever with ghetto-syndrome that is self-induced because she wishes she was black

Melissa has ghetto-syndrome!
That white bitch is such a Melissa!

Melissa by Ghetto-Syndrome Hater March 11, 2017

Melissa 

The most ugliest person ever ... they like to rub their ass all over you , jump over seats , and dress like cartoon characters.

Melissa is such an ugly ass bitch

Melissa by Anonymous 1204 May 4, 2018