My big dick
by Cryptoplastic May 20, 2023
Get the Elephas Maximusmug. by Uno_Bruno December 4, 2022
Get the Femboyus maximusmug. by Word Johnson September 20, 2012
Get the vagivus maximusmug. The highest ranking remaining council member and Eliminatrix soldier. Oh wait, that hasn’t happened yet.
by Veleximonierius August 23, 2019
Get the Maximus Eliminatrixmug. American folklore. A supposed spirit that haunts U.S. naval shipyards and vessels. Maximus was brutally murdered by his parents at a young age and cannibalized. There have been reported sightings of Maximus Novak at various naval bases throughout the country, usually occurring during springtime months, specifically April. Maximus Novak is a prominent figure in naval folklore, usually cited as the reason for misfortune during a patrol at sea.
by Lil' Homo April 15, 2009
Get the Maximus Novakmug. someone whose other name should be Blowhardt, who loves bragging more than having three meals a day and uses hyperbolic sentences everytime he/she opens his/her mouth.
by Deadman in Hell September 7, 2017
Get the bloviatus maximusmug. A high energy puppy that destroys shoes, torments cats, talks back when you scold him and never quits begging you to play with him. He gets away with everything because he is so freakin' cute.
Maximus Braticus , you shredded toilet paper all over the hole and dug a hole in the basement carpet! Aww, look at that cute bratty face, who wants a cookie!
by eeyipes June 19, 2016
Get the Maximus Braticusmug.