Max

A very nice sensitive guy who was an AMAZING boyfriend, and then decided to turn into a major douche who dates little girls and likes to smoke weed and act like he is a lot cooler than he is and ditch all of his REAL best friends.

GUY- Hey max what are you doing today?
MAXI- I'm obviously going to smoke and be really cool today like everyother day.

by Anonymous3445 January 4, 2010

Max

Max, usually black haired and most likely to be a little emo, they are very quiet about things but when you meet a max they will make you laugh just walking past them, if you meet a max make sure you stay forever friends as you will never meet someone like max again he also uses XD an awful lot too 😂❤️

#max got asked out by Amelia today, doesn’t surprise me they are perfect together 😍❤️😂

by 🔥Hop🔥 May 17, 2018

max

the saltiest prick in the world. He's so salty that his spirit animal is a Mc Donald's French fry. The only girl he's ever dated is the salt shaker at the local Burger King

Max made fun of me for dating Kenna and I said "well at least she said yes to me."

by Jose Michael jordan December 3, 2017

max

some short little dickwad who looks vaguely like sans the skeleton

'you know who you are max'

by one-hell-of-a-cult-leader May 25, 2020

Max

A name commonly thought of as sketchy by Latino.

Latin dudette: Yeah his name is Max 😍
Latin dude: Max, that's a sketchy name

by Yoshi565 October 3, 2015

Max

Max is a strong hearted individual who is not afraid to give his opinion , he is flirtatious with nearly everybody and is hard to stop thinking about. Everything about him from his brown eyes to his lush hair makes max a perfect partner. Maby if you actually make a move Abigail you guys might end up together. Also Brian is a Jew :)

Wow max is so much more attractive than Brian

by Adam has a small penis November 2, 2017

Max

one who is a xan addict who no speak English, also is some ass at cartoon strike

did you hear about the boi who is a can addict, what a max

by jamie42 February 16, 2018