Mattress Body

what you call a person with a square, large body.
let me reiterate: YOU HAVE NO CURVES!
also, people sleep on you a lot because you're a slut.

girl one: you look like you have a mattress body in that dress. only spongebob would be into you!

girl two: what the fuck? you're the one with the mattress body you whore!

girl three: oh boy! i didnt know we talked this way!

by spongebobmattressbody-pants June 20, 2011

Denver mattress

A Denver Mattress is when your partner sits naked on a Denver omelet while you drop a Colorado mudslide on to their reclining chest

She said she wanted to try something kinky so I suggested it Denver Mattress

by Fuckedupred January 12, 2018

slashed mattress

the appearance of the pubic region of an unkempt young lady.due to the resemblance of a horsehair mattress which has been slashed with a stanley knife.

that bird a pulled last night man,oh jesus she had a fanny like a slashed mattress

by pishmeister69 April 08, 2006

dragging the mattress.

To falsely accuse someone of rape.
Refers to the case of a student that dragged a mattress around college as an 'artistic statement' for months to harass the guy she falsely accused of raping her.

"Isn't that Angy, I heard she just got raped?"
"No man, she was just dragging the mattress."

by Dragging the matress. April 26, 2015

Mattress Dragger

A person who falsely accuses someone of rape after being rejected romantically for the purposes of fame and/or revenge

Don't hang out alone with Emma, she's a real mattress dragger.

by IndescribablyLogical March 19, 2016

Mattress Disco

What happens when you go back to a girl's apartment and she won't hook up with you. Named for the motion of reaching up to take her shirt off and her pushing you away, similar to the popular disco move.

Man I went over to Lizzie's apartment last night and I spent four hours doing the mattress disco. She's such a tease.

by Kawabio November 13, 2009

motel mattress

i person u sleeps around a lot. motel matresses get slept on a lot by a lot of different people. so a person who sleeps around with lots a people.

john: how many people have you been with?
mary: 10
john:u motel mattress

by Alyscia Goldsmith July 11, 2008