Marijuana is the flower off of the cannabis plant. Not a drug, drugs are bad. Leagalize it. (in Canada perferrably)
Marijuana is gods remedy for hatred:

If the whole world smoked a joint at the same time, There would be world peace for atleast two hours. Fowllowed by a global food shortage. Say No to drugs! Then again, if your talking to drugs, you're probably already on drugs.
by Tristan For The Win February 3, 2015
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Just another mainstream drug, that mainly losers use.
Losers being people who are so dissatisfied with their lives, that they have to be under the influence of something to be able to actually endure it. And instead of doing something to better themselves, they get high.
Also very popular with angsty teenagers and immature adults.
If that isn't a good enough reason NOT to smoke it, it also smells like shit.
"Hey guyzzzz lets smoke some Marijuana!"
"Yea because its SOOOOOO cool!!!"
"If you don't smoke weed ur soo lAME!!!11!"
by shanzormasteroftheuniverse November 27, 2009
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One of the reasons why southern California is such a shithole. It is a gateway drug, dont believe a stoner telling you it isnt.

Can cause amotivational syndrome in a lot of people who smoke a lot. You may ignore the social ladder, but it wont ignore you.

It hinders your memory. (during and after useage)

An overrated drug that is cool to do when you are in your early 20s for experimentation purposes, but should hope to not be doing by the time you have children. Less than 1% of the population smokes it for a reason. It does cause emphysema if used chronically.

It doesnt kill you, but there are many more things in life that it may prevent you from exploring.

Most people shouldnt be doing drugs unless they are experimenting or need them for medical purposes. Possession charge on your record is not worth it. It is illegal and most likely will be for your lifetime.

It is not JUST economics. There are good reasons why it is regulated WORLDWIDE.

Leave it subculture. Learn to enjoy life with some exercise, protected sex, coffee, and an occasional alcoholic beverage. It isnt so bad. People arent perfect and marijuana isnt going to fix the problems of society (neither is lsd...although dont we all wish).

Dude 1: Yo friend everybody should smoke marijuana and wed all barter and live happily as one love.

Friend 1: No dude I dont think so.

Dude 1: You're a hater.

Friend 2: No dude, you are high and incapable of making great decisions. Maybe you should try some coke and see where that gets you.


by sindelisuous March 6, 2009
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marijuana ciggys are natural, unlike tobacco ciggys, which have tar and rat poison added to them.
marijuana:it grows outta the ground and is natural.
tobacco:grow outta the ground and a bunch of s**t is added to it
Marijuana:If it grows outta the ground its good for you.
by don't give a f**k April 1, 2009
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An ironically unique plant often grown on college campuses and comes in many forms. Widely grown for "recreational purposes", it is a substance which you know the D.A.R.E officer told you not to smoke. Just call it herbal incense, yeah, there you go. *See Nelai's definition for greater expanse.* Referred to as a gateway drug; why, because it has a buzz that just pales in comparison to other stuff of its effects. I could see why people like it, but it isn't worth your time, people. (Also called hemp)
A verdant, jagged-edged plant in which pushers and users collect the leaves/buds from to grind into smokable form, can also be eaten (not tasty).
by Smkngmgc June 14, 2004
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Ever notice how most of these entries are written by people who don't even know how to SPELL the drug they're using?
Anyways, marijuana is an extremely stupid drug to be using; it kills your brain cells, rots your teeth, makes your eyes bloodshot, and makes you look like a complete idiot while you're walking in slow-mo "appreciating the beauty" of the gum stuck in the cracks in the sidewalks.
If you really want to be in such a state of amazement and philosophy, why not sit down and THINK; use those brain cells instead of killing them off. No brain cells = no judgment. Who cares if you can think of everything while you're high if you don't have enough brain cells to be able to think anything INTELLIGENT?
Sure, sure; alcohol is bad, so is smoking, blah blah. No duh, people have been fighting against those for years as well as your "herb."
Overall, I'd rather be sitting on my porch with a dignified cigarette than "chilin in ma ma's baismint smellin' liek a stabel n takin a trip threw da univurse."
Marijuana smoker: umg im liek so hi i cnt evin tiep lollll. zomg wtf wuz dat? olol it wuz jus mi homie xDDdddd umg so war shud wee hung ot ltr/ u shud tri sum o dis its insain n ino ur mi lttl sista bt u ned 2 expeerins dis stf urly yno///?
by -.-' November 7, 2008
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1) A drug containing THC.

2) What high school kids try to pass off as a "hardcore drug"...You aren't a drug addict or a real user if you do the weakest recreational drug out there. Even chronic/dro isn't up to level with cocaine, heroin, crack, LSD, Angeldust etc.

High Schooler - Yo, I'm a druggie, I do marijuana all the time.

John - Dude, weed is a joke compared to real drugs.
by RealG June 18, 2007
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