Maple mibble

A delicious snack consumed by only the most important people, usually paired with barbecue

Jenny: “What are we getting for dinner?”
Dad: “Ribs and maple mibbles, does that sound good?
Jenny: “Yes, I love that meal!”

by yourlocalworddealer August 14, 2020

Maple Switch

1) A pancake themed canadian swinger party;
2) Blindfolding your partner and then switching places with a friend covered in syrup to hide their smell;
3) An electronic trigger attached to an automated maple syrup harvester.

"Hey Jon, you going to Shirley's Maple Switch tonight?"
"I would, but I hate pancakes and naked Canadians. Cuz I'm racist."

by Ms Gadfly June 14, 2013

Maple smick

A Canadian dressed in tracksuits Abit like a fake Irish man from West Belfast

Sean Burns you maple smick fake Irish man from West belfast

by Rupert5644321 May 19, 2019

maple feaver

That one person in your group that has a special fetisch for Canadian girls / guys.

Is that it Butters? You have Maple Feaver?

by AbdulKarimBoroshoodson October 9, 2016

the maple man

the maple man is canadian he who speaks portuguese and still lives in the trees and is normally impersonating the vietnamese hes coming for your motherfucken knees

watch out jimmy the nun "the maple man" coming

by jimmy the jizard February 5, 2021

shady maple

A long white dick

Hey I heard Devin has a huge dick!
Yea he had a major shady maple

by temujin77 May 14, 2015

maple gods

Its a stereotypical thing. One might say, the "gods of Canadians"

"Oh my, Maple gods!" The Canadian exclaimed, shocked.

by AmericaTheHero December 8, 2016