If you have the correct genetics and are dependent of a particularly hairy strain of family tree, you can end up with ass hair at a minimum of 3 " long. This is a conservative estimate, and you can truly end up with a repunzel amount of ass fro worthy of donation to a local charity helping chemo patients. This grotesque area of ass hair can and will get things caught in it, such as the business end of a mankini, chlamydia spores, or even an underage girls' teeth. Note that a Tramp Mane will usually trap more items than an Ass Mane due to the sheer physics and retention force.
Check it out, Hurricane Harvey is following that guy with the Ass Mane! It's as if mother nature is trying to cleanse it out a bit.
by Cholo Financial Planner September 7, 2020
While at the beach, Jerry’s ass mane was clearly visible above his bathing suit.
Marcia, my husbands ass mane is so thick I grab it for leverage when having sex.
Marcia, my husbands ass mane is so thick I grab it for leverage when having sex.
by Whisker Country July 20, 2021
Guy 1: yo i just walked in in john and you wont believe what he was doing to Suzy.
Guy 2: what was he doing.
Guy 1: he was maneing her man. Full braid and all.
Guy 2: what was he doing.
Guy 1: he was maneing her man. Full braid and all.
by Masterblaster December 9, 2015
A rapper or thug name for Brian. When a mother fucker is way too hard to be called by his real name.
by The Duke of Price Hill February 27, 2019
Internet phenomenon. Jerry Mane is an "internet infamous" rap name. There have been numerous oregano rappers performing under this name...Unsuccessfully. Never in the history of rap, or any other medium really, has there been a point in time where there were so many different attempts at using the same name to perform within the same art, at the same or near the same point in time, and completely unanimously and unconscious of each other.
by bloowh December 6, 2022