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If you are having these consistently enough to need a word for them, eat some goddamn fiber.
Word of advice, up to you, but if you don't eat enough fiber for too long:

1) you will bleed

2) you will eventually need to be hospitalized with one tube up your nose and another up your magnum shit dispensing ass. If you're deranged enough to like the concept of a tube up your ass, don't worry, you'll be shitting yourself constantly in no time.

source: BEEN THERE, DONE THAT
by CMOSbattery August 23, 2023
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Magnum Deformis

A big fat species often referred to as Your Mother.

The species originally came from a distant galaxy long ago, and crashed into the earth at high speeds approximately 10,000 years ago.
Alright students; Go to side nr. 84, cause today we are learning about Magnum Deformis.
by Pablo's Friend October 8, 2022
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Kendall Magnum

Sassy,annoying,tall and talkative child
Conrad: who is that
Sammy: that’s kendall magnum
Conrad: SHE SOUNDS ANNOYING!!
Sammy: she is
by Tylerbliss:) November 20, 2018
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Magnum

A person who buys condoms that are way too big for him.
Person 1: OMG Seth is such a magnum! Did you hear that he bought a box of XL condoms when he barely fits an XS.

Person 2: I know! My pinky is bigger!
by CastielWinchester67 December 30, 2015
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Magnum

Typically means a condom beand. But we are using this as a form of short and weak man who sits around playing games all day in his sweaty room.
Digito: man you are being such a magnum today. Go touch some grass.
by Lily0beatr May 26, 2022
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Double X Magnum

Whether a terrible sex move or from a gun either way you will dislocate your shoulder
-I got some new ammo for my Gun it's a double X Magnum
by Dahdahdahhhhhh November 11, 2017
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