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Magnum Donger

A way to say that you or someone else has a large penis
Person A: Hey dude have you heard that Person C has a Magnum Donger?
Person B: Yeah
Person C (under their breath): Fucking weirdos
by Gandhi'sAsshole April 14, 2021
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Magnum Smasher

To really lose your temper in a loud and highly dramatic way
When Jim came home drunk from the pub again, Maureen went absolutely magnum smasher at him.
by Hatogla November 17, 2023
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White Magnum

The practice of inserting a penis into anus/rectum and ejaculating of another who is about to defecate.
Dean: Do make sure you eat plenty of fibre today

Sally: Why would that be?
Dean: So that when I put my cock in your ass and cum, I can give you a white magnum
by redtiger22 May 26, 2022
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Double X Magnum

Whether a terrible sex move or from a gun either way you will dislocate your shoulder
-I got some new ammo for my Gun it's a double X Magnum
by Dahdahdahhhhhh November 11, 2017
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Magnum

A person who buys condoms that are way too big for him.
Person 1: OMG Seth is such a magnum! Did you hear that he bought a box of XL condoms when he barely fits an XS.

Person 2: I know! My pinky is bigger!
by CastielWinchester67 December 30, 2015
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Magnum

Typically means a condom beand. But we are using this as a form of short and weak man who sits around playing games all day in his sweaty room.
Digito: man you are being such a magnum today. Go touch some grass.
by Lily0beatr May 26, 2022
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