maslosexual

Maslosexual is person who love to have analsex with butter in his hand

Hey im Maslosexual Butter is in fridge

by Lukas Maslo June 14, 2017

maerorsexual

A sexual orientation for someone who is sexually and/or romantically attracted to another individual who is/was deppressed, or sensitive.(Woeful, sad, ect.) This sexuality can apply to any gender.

"Hey, what is your sexual orientation?" "I am a maerorsexual"

by riordanverse December 31, 2019

metrosexual

attracted to trains, cars, and busses. maybe even planes.

f*ck busses get money im metrosexual

by educatedshoe May 21, 2020

Marcossexual

One who is Marcossexual will typically only be sexually attracted to and in love with Marcos. They often find themselves needing to kidnap and hold Marcos captive in their basement as their new pet, never being able to escape.

I am Marcossexual.

by threeminutesandahalf November 16, 2022

Metrosexual

metrosexual is a straight, urban male who is eager to embrace and even show off his feminine side, especially when it comes to expensive haircuts, designer suits, and $40 face cream.

a heterosexual homosexual

by Gin n Juice December 6, 2003

metrosexual

any male that wears one of those sweaters with a high collar (except for rap stars, those guys can get away with anything)

A truly straight man would never admit to being a metrosexual.

by Michael Valley April 13, 2004

metrosexual

Why does no-one ever call black men, esp. gangstas, "metrosexual", or gay?? Most of them are total dandies; they're not ashamed to move in a slinky manner, they invented bling, etc, etc. In fact, I think black men invented most of modern fashion. Their reward? They don't get called names for it.

David Beckham is a white black man, so they say: so does THAT make him a "metrosexual"??

by NonUrbanBritScepticThinksMagSlangIsRubbish February 20, 2005