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Get the salty mommy mug.a snapchat account that tolerates and idolizes Kim Kardashians awful parenting techniques and says its ok what she's doing and says the "haters" on social media that are giving her parenting advice are wrong and that Kim Kardashian is the best parent ever in this world and she should create a parenting blog
Social Media person: omg did you see that Kim K let north wear stilettos and red lipstick
scary mommy: OMG KIM KARDASHIAN IS THE BEST MOM EVER AND YOU ARE WRONG ABOUT HER
scary mommy: OMG KIM KARDASHIAN IS THE BEST MOM EVER AND YOU ARE WRONG ABOUT HER
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Mommy Guge: “GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM GUGE OR I WILL FUCKING MURDER YOU AND YOU WILL GO CRY IN YOUR CRIB!!! DON’T TAKE ANY CHANCES!!!!!!!”
Human: “oh.”
Mommy Guge: “GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM GUGE OR I WILL FUCKING MURDER YOU AND YOU WILL GO CRY IN YOUR CRIB!!! DON’T TAKE ANY CHANCES!!!!!!!”
Human: “oh.”
by I <3 GUGE April 12, 2021
Get the Mommy Guge mug.A woman with wide hips and chunky thighs that resembles the birthing hips of a mother. Also to referred to as mommy.
When she stands her legs don’t look as thunderous, but when she sits down, the meat on her thighs spread out, like pancake batter getting bigger on a hot skillet.
When she stands her legs don’t look as thunderous, but when she sits down, the meat on her thighs spread out, like pancake batter getting bigger on a hot skillet.
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