The Lynch Curse

If someone's surname and/or maiden name is "Lynch," then they will either:
1. Never leave on time
2. Never arrive on time
This curse also applies if there is only one Lynch in the car.

Guy 1: Where is Tom?
Guy 2: He has The Lynch Curse, remember?
Guy 1: Oh right

by TylerGaming101_YT December 24, 2023

jay lynch

A name most found in ireland the name dates back to the 1759 which was a another word for gay people or men with vaginas

wow hes a real jay lynch

by thereal_nonce June 27, 2020

lynch time

Lynch time means to lynch men for no reason nigger

We were about to do lynch time to a black person but he ran away

by teenfein yhu mad August 16, 2022

Lynch

(adjective) Lynch (combination of)- Lying Bitch.

R: Dude, did you hear what the US Attorney General said today during her trial?!
N: No bro, what?!
R: She lied, man!!!
N: Damn dude, what a Lynch.

by mymynoduesp July 13, 2016

Lynch

LYNCH. When you lynch a shit back into your ass through lynching.(Subtle Movement)

“Hey Gale, I lynched a shit in my ass this morning and I don’t think I can make it in”

“Hey David remember that time we lynched our shit together “

by Lynch, July 15, 2023

Lynch

A word used to ask someone out to lunch.

Would you like to lynch with me?

by Pieceofshit43 November 08, 2020

Lynch

The girl who is loved by Joseph with his whole heart.

Joseph: I love you so much Lynch

by jsphxiv December 02, 2022