Ben loney

A thick ass my that lives on the border. His ass is so fat the sound of them clapping causes people to go deaf. He has brown Curly hair make sure you watch out for him

Yo bro I can’t hear no more
You must of been near ben loneys asshole

by Pussyslayer900000 June 22, 2023

The Longy Paradox

In a trade situation, when coming into a problem on a work site the requires a photo of an area, the moment that the problem is acknowledged the photo destroys itself and any evidence that it ever existed ceases to exist.

“Can you find a photo of the piezo? I can’t find it.”
“Nah there’s not photo”
“Fucking Longy”
“It’s the Longy Paradox mate”

by Living Benefit Card February 24, 2024