long ting

a situation that's tedious and stressfull

A)next man's fone's off
B)long ting

by liberty September 18, 2003

so long

So Long comes from the ghettoes of New York where irish,italian Jewish and Arab immigrants mixed together. Jews and Arabs always greet and say goodbye to each other by saying Shalom,Shalom, or Salaam,Salaam. These words were corrupted into solong, solong. Ultimately folks believed that it meant that it had been so long since you had seen someone. Not so.

So long Bobby.See you tomorra.

by David Freedman. September 16, 2005

long cat

/b/ meme.
One day, there was a picture of a cat. It was not Caturday but this specific cat was so long it became a meme and, though the day was not specifically the day of cats, this cat's length became famous.

Many new lusers speculate that this cat is not lengthy, but it is in fact long.

Long cat is looooooooooooooooooong.

by Koori September 22, 2006

long crotch

When the legging of a young wench does not fittith to the form of her nether regions.

sally forth good people of the long crotch, for it hath snown, and there is much chode to be had

look at that girls long crotch, she should get some tighter fitting jeans.

by flacid twat November 19, 2010

Long Bird

When someones penis is extremely long and cannot fit in their pants. Especially when the given person is wearing sweatpants and you can clearly see the size.

1. Daniel has such a long bird. You can see the fella poking through.

2. Those sweatpants don't hide his long bird.

by Interboro May 27, 2011

long definition

Those definitions that you scrowl past on Urban dictionary

You know someone has no life when they post a long definition.

by bringbackthestrawssupporter September 10, 2018

long street

The major ghetto of Salisbury, NC. Home of LSU (Long Street University), a soul food resturant, and the Rowan County Homeless Shelter. There's probably even a hoopty dealership, but there has never been a white person to drive the whole street and live to tell about it.

There are way too many hooptys on Long Street.

Q: What's the fastest way to Africa?
A: Over da bridge!!

by hoopty driving instructor 101 January 4, 2004