It where you are having intercourse with your girl friend or whom ever, in the missionary position. And when you are about to CUM you pull out and cum on your hand then slap the person you are having sex with on the forehead. But you must say something outlandish once this is performed.
Ha damn bitch you have been struck by the mighty ZEUS HIMSELF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
AND THATS THE WHITE LIGHTNING
AND THATS THE WHITE LIGHTNING
by Versaceking April 20, 2009
Get the White Lightningmug. Intentional arson to one's own business or home in hopes of receiving insurance money for the damage. Usually done to a home or business that you are having no success selling and are just really desperate to retrieve home equity from. The practice can be prosecuted under numerous felonies, but rarely is, because it's very hard to prove you intentionally set fire to a building. Often times, some idiots pour gasoline all over their building in hopes of it burning faster, but that's the most common way people get caught for it. As soon as the cops and the fire department smell gasoline and see it everywhere, you're getting arrested for arson and attempted insurance fraud, and you won't get a penny from insurance.
The term is in reference to the fact that, prior to WW2, most Jewish businesses in Europe were boycotted, so they went out of business. Because they were out of business, and no one wanted to buy a Jewish business, the businesses and buildings were essentially worthless because no one would buy them. But because, on paper, the business and its building still had value, Jews would often intentionally set fire to their own businesses in hopes of getting insurance money from it, because that was the only practical way they could take back the equity value of their business.
The term is in reference to the fact that, prior to WW2, most Jewish businesses in Europe were boycotted, so they went out of business. Because they were out of business, and no one wanted to buy a Jewish business, the businesses and buildings were essentially worthless because no one would buy them. But because, on paper, the business and its building still had value, Jews would often intentionally set fire to their own businesses in hopes of getting insurance money from it, because that was the only practical way they could take back the equity value of their business.
Bob's convenience store went out of business, and then coincidentally burned down after he failed to sell it. He got a million dollars of insurance money.
Bob also wanted to move after this, but since his home wouldn't sell, he set fire to it to get insurance money. This time, however, Bob was impatient, so he poured gasoline all over his house. This was a bad decision, because as soon as the fire department and the cops got there, the smelled the Gasoline and knew it was Jewish lightning. He got arrested and convicted of arson and attempted insurance fraud and got sentenced to 5 years in prison. He also got no insurance money.
Bob also wanted to move after this, but since his home wouldn't sell, he set fire to it to get insurance money. This time, however, Bob was impatient, so he poured gasoline all over his house. This was a bad decision, because as soon as the fire department and the cops got there, the smelled the Gasoline and knew it was Jewish lightning. He got arrested and convicted of arson and attempted insurance fraud and got sentenced to 5 years in prison. He also got no insurance money.
by Xxxxxxxxfanboyxxxxxxxxxx January 15, 2021
Get the Jewish Lightningmug. by KillerKristen October 7, 2010
Get the Shit lightningmug. dude 1: "dude i took a lightning piss because this movie is so awesome and i don't want to miss any of it!"
dude 2: "this movie sucks"
dude 2: "this movie sucks"
by NO ONE! May 22, 2006
Get the lightning pissmug. the act of sitting at a lunch table or other gathering amongst friends and standing up and throwing a fork while quoting a skill from an online video game that nobody will admit that they play in open conversation
"Yo did you hear what Adam did"?
"Yeah he spear of lightninged the fork at lucnh"
"How crazy was that"
"He was like a swaggavirgin unleashed"
"Yeah he spear of lightninged the fork at lucnh"
"How crazy was that"
"He was like a swaggavirgin unleashed"
by So Much Sass February 9, 2009
Get the Spear Of Lightningmug. See "Hershey squirts"
Diahrrea that comes on you in a flash, is almost uncontrollable. And it burns on the way out.
Diahrrea that comes on you in a flash, is almost uncontrollable. And it burns on the way out.
by Brian April 15, 2003
Get the Lightning burniesmug. Oblique reference to Kill Hannah song, Lightning Causes Madness. Used by extremely obsessed fans.
Used to say you're mad, as in crazy/mental, or mad as in pissed off.
Used to say you're mad, as in crazy/mental, or mad as in pissed off.
Kill Hannah Obsessive: I just got hit by Lightning
Non KH fan: Wtf?
Kill Hannah Obsessive: I'm mad at you, you retarded fuck.
Mental home receptionist: How can I help you?
Kill Hannah Obsessive: I just got hit by Lightning, I need help.
Non KH fan: Wtf?
Kill Hannah Obsessive: I'm mad at you, you retarded fuck.
Mental home receptionist: How can I help you?
Kill Hannah Obsessive: I just got hit by Lightning, I need help.
by Anonymous Mat January 5, 2009
Get the hit by Lightningmug.