Leaky Cucumber

The remains of a man's erection after ejaculation

After shooting his flesh rifle to stepsister themed internet pornography, Carlos powered down his Jackintosh and drifted off to sleep. With his Leaky Cucumber slowly wilting inside of his pajama pants.

by MinivanMafiaMan September 26, 2020

Leaky Lemon

When you put a lemon in her pussy and pound it until it makes lemonade

She loves when I give her that leaky lemon

by Official Magic Fetus September 21, 2024

Loose leaky

When you have to pee really bad, especially while laughing and/or in a car, and begin to have the feeling that you are going to urinate on the seat of the car.

Mary: I can't stop laughing!

Jill: Girl, don't you have to pee?
Mary: Yes! I'm going to have a loose leaky on your seat!

by kdubbbya June 29, 2011

Amy leaky-vagina

When those named amy have a rural track infection.

Amy rolled over to find a puddle on the bed. "Hahaha" screamed the others. "Look amy leaky-vagina"

by Tui.huuummm June 13, 2025

leaky ego

Slang conversational term. describing for a one upper. Used to describe a person's inflatable ego, which needs to constantly be refilled.

Ah jeez, there's that Dan from Tom and Don's Irregular Cell Phone Emporium, don't let him talk to you. He's got a real leaky ego and won't shut up.

by DocH February 17, 2022

Leaky chicken leg

When a skinny girl is on her period and the blood runs down her leg.

Shaundi constantly used the bathroom to clean her leaky chicken leg.

by The ultimate XS August 11, 2016