Awkward Koala

Best when used on an unexpected individual, with both arms and legs, one person runs and jumps, and wraps the appendages around the other person, whether you managed to jump on the front, back or side. Usually awkward.

"Why is that dude running towards me?"

"Maybe he's going to awkward koala you?"

Dude 1 is sufficiently awkward koala-ed by the running dude.

Awkward Koala by WuddupRIBSBFJEFH May 7, 2011

baby koala 

1. (n.) a type of hug in which one person jumps into the other's arms and simultaneously wraps their legs around the other's waist; usually given after a long period of not seeing someone

2. (n.) a ridiculously adorable marsupial native to Australia

1. After two years of not seeing each other, Stacy ran up to Kelsey and gave her a baby koala.

2. The baby koala at the zoo is ridiculously adorable.

baby koala by buddythebetta February 22, 2012

Mad koala disease

When you cannot do anything well or right. You just suck so bad your name is a disease in itself. You are your own strand of AIDS.

I was playing FIFA and I was doing so bad my teammates said I had mad koala disease.

Mad koala disease by GermanVermin August 19, 2014

oily koala 

a female grease monkey

one of my cousins wanted to be an oily koala but I tried discouraging her.

oily koala by Uncle Dimma April 19, 2015

Crazy Koala 

To put it in simple terms, a crazy person. A term used to describe a person who is being crazy in a good way. Not to be confused with freak.

That Crystal is a Crazy Koala when talking to Christian.

Crazy Koala by BroCode Scribe April 10, 2013

cool koala 

This phrase was first used during the WW1 and WW2 era when which an Anzac was shot at, but the Anzac walked away unscathed.

Hey cobber that was close

Cool koala mate

cool koala by Aussie cobber October 30, 2015

wet koala 

a terrifying image of a wet koala bear which was photoshopped to look like it's angry

ahhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! the wet koala is gonna give me nightmares

wet koala by porkbounce March 19, 2021