Khristian

A majestic chaos goblin with flowing locks that move like they’re in a shampoo commercial—especially while human back riding (his favorite mode of transportation).

Khristian is 51% into Minecraft, 48% into pickles, and 1% away from switching teams entirely. No one’s sure if he’s flirting, roleplaying, or just really passionate about pegging, but somehow it all blends into his mysterious charm.

Gender? Fluid. Hair? Glorious. Boundaries? Blurry. He’s the kind of person who’ll build a Minecraft mansion while spoon-feeding you pickle slices and asking deep questions like, “Would you still love me if I was a villager?”

“Khristian just rode in on someone’s back, tossed his hair, and asked if I wanted to be the Steve to his Enderman. I don’t even know what that means.”

by Chrispeecream June 7, 2025

fat kristy

Woman most men blatantly tell their crew about after flying his or her slick plane across a stripper filled night sky of the Bay Area.

I just got back from a few nights in the sky, you know I had to bring home a fat Kristy!

by GdubSon July 24, 2017

Kind Khristan Konservative

Conservatives who pretend to be caring and concerned individuals while simultaneously justifying the abuse of any minorities that happen to cross their radar

It's so Christlike how those Kind Khristan Konservatives justified shooting that unarmed black guy in the back while he was trying to get that Guatemalan toddler out of that cage

by MURICA F YEAH June 25, 2018

Dirty Kristy

Dirty Kristy is when she is dead asleep and didn't wake up to the loud ass bathroom door scraping across the floor any of the 5 times you used it, then you decide to beat your meat and the sound of you unzipping your pants causes her to raise up out of bed like the fucking Undertaker.

I went to play with myself last night and my girl pulled a Dirty Kristy.

by AssaBlanka February 13, 2026