An asshole , know it all piece of shit human being. Thinks that everything he says is factual. Has the smallest dick known to man, you' need a scientific microscope to see it. Doesn't know how to be faithful, takes handfulls of pills when he deems life to hard.
Girl 1 : Did you have sex with Kevin last night?
Girl 2: Yah , had to ask if his dick was in.
Girl1:better becareful or you will catch a kevin.
Girl 2: Yah , had to ask if his dick was in.
Girl1:better becareful or you will catch a kevin.
by Lookin_4_love92 October 27, 2018

by Kevinisweartogod May 6, 2020

Kevin is a fucking cuck. There has never been a good Kevin out there every single one of them deserves to burn in hell.
“Did you hear about what Kevin did?” “Cheat on his wife?” “No, he fucking murdered her and then went snowboarding”
by Goblindrool May 10, 2020

Another name for the dissociative anaesthetic Ketamine, More commonly used when buying k recreationaly
by *B* July 6, 2007

(Not to be confused with the regular name, Kevin) Yelling "KEVIN!" is something you say just for the sake of it (or to be annoying). Especially if no one around you is named Kevin.
Random Guy: KEVIN! KEVIN! KEVIN! KEVIN! HEY, KEVIN! KEVIN! KEVIN! HEY! HEY, KEVIN! KEVIN! KEVIN! KEVIN!
by SomeFancyCashews September 16, 2014

Literally one of the worst people you could ever meet. Like honestly. Annoying, fake and a man whore.
Stay away from Kevins!!
Stay away from Kevins!!
by Becky Taurez November 18, 2019

by Septic sam May 20, 2016
