New Mexican Mumbo Jumbo

When your school is being shot up and fuck the nearest hot dead body.

*Bang* *Bang* *Bang* Hey bob I know we getting shit at right now but I’m gonna go do the New Mexican Mumbo Jumbo on the teacher.

by bobby12636162552 November 05, 2022

JUMBO JIZZ JANUARY

(JJJ)
This is ONLY for those that made it through both NNN (No Nut November) and DDD (Destroy Dick December) congrats to all of those men, you all make me proud

Man 1: “YES I DID IT!!! Now I can do jumbo jizz January.”
Man 2: “congrats, I fucking suck.”

by VENIN#5293 October 13, 2021

Jumbo Dumbo

A big idiot.

What a jumbo dumbo.

by falasoory67 February 23, 2025

jumbo Johny

Jumbo Johny is a nickname for large men named Johnathan who usually have a little zest to them but still mean well

Damn that Johnathan guy is one hell of a jumbo Johny

by Jumbojohny2 December 19, 2023

Jumbo James

A guy who's penis slipped out of his pant leg while adjusting them.

"Did you see John's penis slip out his pant leg today?" "Yeah, he's a real jumbo James."

by SkintDolphin February 06, 2025

jumbo vision

the ability to look far into the future; farsightedness.

We need such leaders as are gifted with jumbo vision.

by uttam maharjan March 11, 2010

jumbo snatching

1. a man who exclusively goes after fat chicks, 100 fat chicks or 10 really fat chicks
2. a word that you use to confound someone and make them do a double take and say, "wait, what?"

Steve is a jumbo snatcher have you seen his last 100 hook ups, or more shocking his last 10?
Jon, "Chris you must do a lot of jumbo snatching!"
Chris, "wait, what?"

by Jpi_you_so_fly November 01, 2010