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Machete Josie

TRANSGENDER BLACK/Filipina girl in Balboa park whos wields a machete and has cut off a few peoples limbs and pride . She is always mistaken for a very pretty genetic female and can pick up any weapon and wield it with great ease. She often seen befriending the homeless feeding joking with them . Or BUILDING A FIRE IS VERY KIND UNDERSTANDING NURTURING AND EASY GOING.
Person 1 : hey whos she

Person 2 : Oh thats the girl i told you about , Machete Josie .
Person3: yup thats her no one better say nothin about machete josie she is an angel she done nothig but good to any of us.

Person 1 Damn you wasnt lying she got ass and more stuff hook me up with her dawg?
by DIOSA NG PARANG/GOLOK January 9, 2024
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Josie Davies

A badass girl who doesnt give a shit about what people say to her. She always has a specific word to say to people but is a kind, loving, amazing and warm-hearted girl. If you know a Josie then your one lucky person.
Omg that girl looks badass shes definitely a Josie Davies.
by uiiduihu9ess January 13, 2020
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Joseph aka Josie

The most talented playing piano,drums and other instruments. His ear for music is the best yet!! He's a hard worker and GREAT ASS FRIEND, NO DOUBT!! HE IS THE BEST PERSON TO BE AROUND TO UPLIFT YOU AND MAKE YOU LAUGH. HE IS DEFINITELY SEXY AS UMMMMMM AND TALL, CHOCOLATE AND FINNNNNE!! HE'S GOOD AT EVERYTHING HE DOES. HIS EYES AND SMILE ARE SOMETHING TO SEE BUT THOSE DIMPLES(GOOD LAWD HAVE MERCY) LOL DEFINITELY LEAVES A MARK!!
He is just perfect and good to look at that must be Joseph aka Josie!
by AhChanti July 27, 2022
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Josie

It Jodie birthday so wish her happy birthday on your snap story
by Sheereeshhh May 2, 2021
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Josie Bear

Someone who likes fingers but who also enjoys the company of her teddy bear. Spends most of her time making herbs in the garden or reading one of the 50 shades series.
That girl Josie Bear is the bestest thing everrrr....
by Bronze Boy May 29, 2020
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Josie

Josie is complicated. She’s a natural born leader and knows her true friends from her fake. She doesn’t care the most about her fashion or appearance, she has interests in music and Netflix. It’s hard to tear a Josie away from things she is passionate about. Josies are lazy a lot of the time. They prefer to stay at home then go out. Josies are very fiery, you should be careful around them. Their personalities relate to Tauruses, Scorpios, and Aries. Josies like to fight, they don’t like to apologise and they have that one, main, main friend. If you are that one main friend, you should be careful.
I’m in an argument with Josie again.

Josie’s a bad friend.
Stay away from Josie. Most of her friends are pretending to like her.
by mysterytruth1 January 19, 2021
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Josy Tammy

A girl who is really beautiful. A Josy Tammy likes to tell jokes and is one of the best friends you can have. She is clever and cool aswell. Many girls want to be like a Josy Tammy.

In a relationship she is really cuddly and likes to watch movies all the time. She is a fast-food-lover, but always stays skinny.

A Josy Tammy loves animals and her family. A Josy Tammy is a goddess and the perfect wife/girlfriend/mother/.
"Wow, look at her. She looks incredible, like a Josy Tammy."
by babygirl3856 April 27, 2017
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