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Jonathan

a gay faggot who no one likes and is very disrespectful when it comes to adults and children. he is such a show off too. he is so sexist and just not a great person to be around.
jonathan has no friends
by wow damn rough October 13, 2019
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Oh shit! A Rat! Oi Jonathan- scatter, mate!
by Old French man May 28, 2019
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Jonathan

Loser who spams you with videos of Hitler saying nien because he’s disappointed in society yet has no life. His cool sidekick is mochi and together they will steal the moon.
Mochi: oh it’s jonathan he’s really cool y’know

Chase: Ugh jonathan 🙄 such an idiot

Mochi: you bitch 🤬🤬🤬🤬

Jonathan: nien nien nien
by Daddy Jason May 6, 2020
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Jonathan

A thoughtful, loving, intelligent, strong, family oriented, sweet, masculine, athletic, and caring man.
Jonathans are incredibly sexy, without flaunting it, charming, intriguing, enticing, classically handsome, well-mannered, have gorgeous eyes, a stunning smile, and are true gentlemen.

When a Jonathan cares about you, then never let them go, because it'll be the biggest mistake of your life.
They also are extremely loyal partners and friends.
They're honest to a fault, but life's so much better with them in it, then without them.
I can't imagine my life without knowing my Jonathan.
"That guy is as fine as hell... he definitely has to be a Jonathan."

"Wow! That guy was so polite. He must have been a Jonathan."
by Zana Bella February 4, 2021
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Good at everything , sport , and usually incredible at sex , he has a fairly large penis and everyone is jealous of his girlfriends , very good kisser and he’s crazy hot , everyone wants him but he’s loyal and won’t ever cheat so he’ll stick to his girl
omg he’s so amazing I bet he’s a Jonathan.
Look how hot he is he’s probably a Jonathan.
by XxflylikeaGxX February 5, 2019
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Person 1: Did you know that Jonathan has a big fat cock?
Person 2: Wow thats so cool!
by Rqz June 5, 2019
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A big nigga that will get any ho he want and will joan the shit out of anybody for no reason.
by Frank rich May 8, 2019
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