Jerking-the-Jonas

From the Greek word "Teh Jonahs Brotherz" meaning faggot, is the act of jerking off a male penis until ejaculation occurs.

Guy 1: i hear nick from the jonas brothers is gay.
Guy 2: I bet he is, he probably is Jerking-the-Jonas everyday with his faggot-ass brother Joe-testicles.

by Pspman July 15, 2009

Jerkenshit

An exclamation - expression of sudden frustration or anger.

Jerkenshit! That asshole driver just cut me off.

by Dave Osborne August 22, 2002

jerkin in aus

'jerkin in aus' is the act of performing jerking ( a lame type of breakdancing) on the continent of Australia. This act is considered an embarrassment to western society, and is widely ridiculed especially by the lads of CCGS Though, there is a significant difference between 'jerkin in aus' and simply 'Jerking' in Australia. To truly be 'jerkin in aus' there are several requirements:
1. Your dad must be filming
2. You must be hated by 90% of people that know you
3. You must disgrace historic buildings
4. You must be a complete fucking Dickhead
5. You must love penis in and around your mouth
6. Your only friend must be an orc
7. You must suck at life
8. You must recover from each fall by shifting your weight to your right hand, suspending your legs in the air, and looking like a total shithead

There has been only one reported case of 'jerkin in aus'. It was uploaded to youtube on 23rd of November 2009. The video was widely ridiculed by the wide Australian community. Response has been overwhelmingly negative (with reason)

youtube.com/watch?v=lBOjZEqX9Xc&feature=fvst

below, the definition of lads, they took heckling this jerker to the next level.

youtube.com/watch?v=pJ-kET9HzMc

by wagawagan June 5, 2010

Jerking off

Something to make guys feel ashamed of themselves.

Im jerking off.

by Dick 1 2 3 November 6, 2020

lurkin jerkin

the lockport new york version of a peeping tom that masterbates at your window.

Yo! i think i see John Miller be lurkin jerkin at my window last night!

by Jay Raff420 November 20, 2009

insta-jerking

Not to be confused with insta-lurking, insata-jerking is when a guy masturbates to selfies of his crush on Instagram because he is too uncomfortable with traditional porn.

I was gonna ask her out but she caught me insta-jerking so theres like, no chance.

by Corprate Incorperated Co. January 31, 2016

double-jerking

The act of maintaining an unprotected wireless network soley to redirect bandwidth stealers to a proxy server. The proxy logs are then used to spy on which pornographic sites are being browsed to. The thought of someone else jerking off on the maintainers bandwidth get thems off.

Andy was approaching his vinegar strokes double-jerking to his neighbour browsing to www.teenswithbignobs.com. He was going to explode over his keyboard any second now...

by Fudancer October 19, 2008