That thing where you jerk off a dozen guys, two at a time; until they’ve all finished, or you dislocate your shoulders-whichever comes first
by Fionna Schwab April 23, 2023
When a company's data is in such a mess that it requires accessing numerous systems to derive a result.
by infini4 January 20, 2020
When project management goes any direction other than the intended.
E.g. 16 expensive consultant engineers discussing where to put the "Hazardous Materials" label on Little Boy.
E.g. 16 expensive consultant engineers discussing where to put the "Hazardous Materials" label on Little Boy.
Engineer 12#: "I think we should put it at the top since this is the first thing the enemy sees."
Paying stakeholder: "This is a circle jerk of biblical proportions"
Paying stakeholder: "This is a circle jerk of biblical proportions"
by swaglord_mcmuffin August 21, 2024
by 1637286462 September 25, 2017
The act of sitting in a circle with a group of guys while jerking each other off so hard that you try to basically murder their penis with such force that they have a cumshot of a lifetime.
by NLJTGETSWOLLORDIE September 14, 2017
A term originally used by Markiplier meaning that a certain occurrence is very unpleasant and utter bullshit.
It is derived from the not-so-fun game of jerking off in a circle around a cracker and the last one to cum has to eat it. Therefore, the term "circle-jerking bullshit" just means that what just happened was stupid and irrational and extremely, extreeeeemeely unpleasant.
It is derived from the not-so-fun game of jerking off in a circle around a cracker and the last one to cum has to eat it. Therefore, the term "circle-jerking bullshit" just means that what just happened was stupid and irrational and extremely, extreeeeemeely unpleasant.
"This game doesn't fucking work! Every time I move, I die -- it's just fucking circle-jerking bullshit!"
by anon_king April 22, 2018
A jerk circle done in the Bosnian manner, meaning at least 5 or more guys have to stand in a circle and jerk the man on their left off. Another variant is only 5 guys in a circle and they jerk the second person to their left off. At the end, the cum-coction gets used in a sourdough bread and then eaten by the participants. Including crust and crumbs.
Vuk: "Hej, hajde da napravimo krug i da se drkamo!(Hey, let's form a circle and jack off!)"
David(not Day-vid): "Naravno, kao Bosanci? (Sure, like the Bosnians?)"
Luke: "I'm down, I'm a fag anyway."
Filip: "Same but I'm bot making the sourdough bread again."
Tito:"We should do the Bosnian jerk circle in Sarajevo, because I'm a diktator."
David(not Day-vid): "Naravno, kao Bosanci? (Sure, like the Bosnians?)"
Luke: "I'm down, I'm a fag anyway."
Filip: "Same but I'm bot making the sourdough bread again."
Tito:"We should do the Bosnian jerk circle in Sarajevo, because I'm a diktator."
by SonyBravia February 23, 2025