Jared

Jared, the inside section of the urethra, when red hot it shall burn. When struck with tissue it vibrates like the pussy he is

Did you see fkn frank today, we had being such a Jared

by Frank certain April 20, 2018

Jared

big dick guy

“have you heard about Jared? i heard he has a 12 incher”

by crazy wild niqqa May 4, 2019

Jared

Jared is someone who is smart. But he does dumb stuff in his free time. Like doing youtube videos.

"OMG did you see Jared's youtube channel gamingcentral32."
"Go and subscribe to gamingcentral32"
"Seriously go and subscribe to gamingcentral32"

by Jared forsdaddy February 1, 2017

Jared

A little bitch

Jared's a little bitch

by YESMAM#))) August 27, 2019

Jared

Jared has the smallest pp out of Klyd, Justin and gabe he beats everyone off

Jared

like kids

by Jared ppppo July 3, 2022

Jared

Baby shark.... meaning small dick

Man that guy Jared has a baby shark

by AliiiB April 12, 2019

Jared

Jared is a nice kind and caring man. Part time Netflix Support worker, full time best friend. Loves a great Pretty Little Lairs marathon, but not too athletic XD.When he was younger he aspired to be an electrician, but now the only thing he turns on is the ladies ;)

Paul (Jared friend): "Jared, want. to go work out?"
Jared:"Sure! What season should we start on?"

by Gared4lyfe July 20, 2017