Jared

actual size of dick ------> * . used to describe a tiny dick.

he has a Jared

by urban da urban April 04, 2022

Jared

A cool friend and would never leave his friends but can be a dick sometimes

Man Jared is such a cool friend

by Uber March 16, 2017

jared

A 19 year old who never fucking learned how to read

what up, I'm jared, I'm 19 and I never fucking learned how to read.

by doesanyonevenusethisanymore March 11, 2018

Jared

Jared is someone who is smart. But he does dumb stuff in his free time. Like doing youtube videos.

"OMG did you see Jared's youtube channel gamingcentral32."
"Go and subscribe to gamingcentral32"
"Seriously go and subscribe to gamingcentral32"

by Jared forsdaddy February 01, 2017

Jared

Jared, the inside section of the urethra, when red hot it shall burn. When struck with tissue it vibrates like the pussy he is

Did you see fkn frank today, we had being such a Jared

by Frank certain November 27, 2017

Jared

The worst fortnite player in the world

Omg! Kaelan is so much better than Jared in Fortnite

by A random eliete member February 12, 2019

Jared

Jared is a person who does two things
1. Becomes a pedophile
2. Cheats on his wife

Person 1: Have you heard of the Jared subway man and projared
Person 2: Aren't they both pedophiles
Person 1: yep

by Toxicdue May 20, 2019