fat jessie

When a guy is in the mood for sex and his girl is either not in the mood, or on the rag. He waits for her to fall asleep then busts a load on her leg while she is sleeping and leaves the load there for the rest of the night.
I was so horny last night, but Kelly started her period earlier that day. So i just gave her a fat jessie.
by Dan Hodges June 23, 2006
Get the fat jessie mug.

Jessy Bjur

The best boy friend ever. Hes funny and cute and loving and a good cuddler. loves!
" wow im jealous .. that girl has a real great boyfriend.. i wish i had a Jessy Bjur like that "
by Your one and only! February 03, 2010
Get the Jessy Bjur mug.

Dirty Jessie

When a wild Jessie has a small smudge on her face because she was cleaning her yard and accidentally wiped the back of her had on her forehead and the dirt from her labour stuck
Dirty Jessie is such an nice neighbor
by Jsmnr April 15, 2020
Get the Dirty Jessie mug.

Messy Jessie

A Messy Jessie is any girl who really likes it up the butt and will take it from any guy, anywhere, but also keeps a steady boyfriend who has no idea. A level 2 Messy Jessie is when her boyfriend has heard the stories, but doesn't believe his "little angel" would do that.

Short- MJ, Dirty MJ
Girl 1- That girl has more cum in her ass than a gay porn star.
Girl 2- Yeah, she's a real Messy Jessie.
by FattyMatty November 02, 2012
Get the Messy Jessie mug.

Dirty Jessi

When she loves you so much she does that nasty thing you like even though she doesn't.
Dude, you are so lucky! Yo bitch is a real Dirty Jessi!
by Pathfinderman April 01, 2020
Get the Dirty Jessi mug.

fat jessie

When a guy is in the mood for sex and his girl is either not in the mood, or on the rag. He waits for her to fall asleep then busts a load on her leg while she is sleeping and leaves the load there for the rest of the night.
I was so horny last night, but Kelly started her period earlier that day. So i just gave her a fat jessie.
by Dan Hodges June 23, 2006
Get the fat jessie mug.

Dirty Jessie

When a woman is on her hands and knees, with one guy getting her from behind and 2 guys slapping her in the face with their penis. The guys rotate until she's got all 3 guy's cum on her face.
Me and 2 of my buds gave my wife a Dirty Jessie at the Moscow party last week. Her face was covered!
by Jizza the Nizza May 24, 2019
Get the Dirty Jessie mug.