insurance

A kind of bet against yourself.

I burned my house accidentally, thank god, I had an insurance.

by 35 at least September 9, 2017

Kool aid man with no insurance

The cousin to TheLavaPanther10 and will maybe change channel name upload schedule is trash might change name can never decide that.

Kool aid man with no insurance’s upload schedule is horrible

by Person in discord September 16, 2022

Insurable

A goodlooking person

jasons insurable
so is cathy

by jg123321 December 21, 2017

Bismillah Insurance

Bismillah insurance is when you do not have car insurance and you say bismillah before you drive off so you're covered by Allah.

Man1: Bro you got insurance?
Man2: Nah we got that Bismillah Insurance.
Man1: Mashallah

by FallenGhost November 15, 2023

Hangout Insurance

something that you can "accidentally" leave with a friend or take from them so that they HAVE to see you again.

Rob keeps leaving his tapes in my car. It's totally hangout insurance.

by ismissing April 15, 2011

pussy insurance

When someone, typically a man, starts looking for a new relationship without breaking off his long term relationship first because he just wants guaranteed pussy.

Girl, don’t go out with him he’s using you for pussy insurance.

by ZeroPussyInsurance April 4, 2023

Freeway insurance

A fat boy that plays girls feeling and moves in fast. Also like to eat every 30min.

Ivan: wanna go eat
Me: yes
30min later
Ivan: do you want to eat again I’m hungry

Me: nah I’m full
Freeway insurance mean to eat a lot and play girls feeelibg

by Jouse6969 March 19, 2019