desert camping

When you earn a DUI weekend and have to do the three day jail weekend, you tell your boss you are desert camping.

Me: Hey I can't come in this Saturday.

Him: Why not?
Me: I have a desert camping weekend scheduled before I took this job.

by Monica Kiryakov January 24, 2018

desert turtle

A turtle that lives in the desert

Look at that desert turtle!

by Smartypants79 August 15, 2015

desert balls

when you fuck so much with that hottie from next door or from affar that your balls are so empty & they end up feeling like a desert that you'll beg for drinking pussy waters

- " holy shit i spent the whole night with that hot neighbor and omfg my balls are drained"

- "shit he/she must've been hotter than a volcano to give you desert balls!!!!!"

by duckycoin May 16, 2022

Dentist Desert

The United Kingdom, mainly England.

You cheeky bloke, you live in the dentist desert!

by Franciscoolguy July 7, 2021

Desert Party

Saudi Arabian's dick sucking white amerikkkans partying in the saudi desert to celebrate the 911 job they pulled to satisfy kikes plan for greater isreal and attacked Iraq and blamed Pakistan for Taliban. Another objective the ass shot Cheney achieved was to totally distract the act ignorant white amerikkkans from screwed up economy, down fall of major corporations, and health care issues.

House nigger condi rice: Pakis are snow flakes.
House nigger Collin Powell: straight up bitch. That mushraf is a pussy and he is not even here at the Saudi desert party.

by Ali Arshad September 9, 2019

Desert Castle

A desert castle is what terrorist(s) create in middle eastern countries to hide out. These castles are made up of nothing more than rocks, random pieces of metal, and garbage.

American Soldier 1: Where do you think the terrorist are hiding? American Soldier 2: Probably hiding in one of those desert castles in the middle of nowhere.

by Dick Sledge August 21, 2017

Desert throat

When a girl is parched, has no spit left in her mouth and attempts to give a man oral sex.

"This bitch Alexa almost gave me desert throat last night. I told her I would not partake until she drank some water"

by slanrag April 21, 2017