hypocrite 

someone who doesn't practice what they preach

Person1: dude look at Kyle... He keeps telling people to stop smoking because it's so bad for you but he's literally smoking right now
Person2: Wow. What a hypocrite

hypocrite by sireeee July 10, 2019

Hypocrite 

Someone who tells you abstract thought is free thought, then tells you how to think abstract (theoretical, draw a red circle and a yellow square). Someone who tries to show you how to live, but tells you to live freely.

The good life the girl wanted to take them on a tour of was overrated. Really, she was a hypocrite like everyone else.

Hypocrite by Solid Mantis August 21, 2019

Hypocrite 

A dangerous person watching for dangerous people.

The hypocrite who tried to break in the house watched for suspicious activity. Suspicion followed him/her, but did not follow other people.

Hypocrite by Solid Mantis August 28, 2019

Hypocrite 

People who call cops on somebody frequently then talk shot about somebody who doesn't seem to know that 911 isn't the only number for the fire department.

The girl thought she had mind blowing information nobody else had about various things, really she was a hypocrite like everyone else.

Hypocrite by Solid Mantis August 29, 2019

Hypocrite 

Someone who talks a lot of shit about the big talkers of the world from a distance.

The hypocrite didn't say anything about anybody being a big talker when they were present, but boy did he/she have a lot to say about the matter when they were miles away.

Hypocrite by Solid Mantis October 2, 2019

Hypocrite 

Owning a sheep hoodie and also owning Disney plus and airpods

Gabe wears a sheep hoodie but also owns Disney plus and airpods. Gabe is a fucking hypocrite

Hypocrite by Buffalo Flats November 20, 2019

Hypocrite 

The kind of person who calls other people homewrecker while trying to put them on the street would be as much of a hypocrite as anybody else (despite never seeing it that way).

The girl liked to call people names thinking they were easy targets, but didn't know that they could see her for what she was too (a hypocrite just like everyone else).

Hypocrite by Solid Mantis December 30, 2019