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Hospital Wedgie

A wedgie so severe that surgery is needed to remove it
"Doctor you're needed in the other room"
"What is it"
"Another hospital wedgie"
by Wedgie_expert101 October 16, 2022
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Hospital hour

However long it takes for a patient go to and complete a procedure. Can be an indefinite length of time based on what procedure they are having. Usually a hospital hour is anywhere from 30 minutes to an hour and a half. But can be longer.
How long will this procedure take? It will take around a hospital hour to complete.

How long to do the surgery? Oh most likely he will
Be gone a hospital hour or so. You probably have time to go eat something.
by JunieBee913 February 17, 2024
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visiting uncle in hospital

Sorry I missed your call, I was visiting uncle in hospital.
by DeathDestroyerx52 June 14, 2018
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Police hospitality

The preferential, lighthanded treatment offered to lighter skinned people by peace officers.
Zach got some police hospitality down at the march: stuffed uncuffed into that piggy whip and they even opened door on the flipside for him.
by PeckerGnat July 10, 2020
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St. Hermione Hospital

Having been established since the early 1970s, St. Hermione Hospital is owned by the same parent company D5N (Delta Lima November) as Lima November University (which belongs to the same foundation as Lima November High School) since 1989. St. Hermione Hospital is known for its dedicated care, but it has a haunting history, as it was the place where a 17-year-old student from Lima November High School tragically passed away on Tuesday, April 2nd 1991 (coinciding with the fasting month of Ramadan) whilst still wearing school uniform, highlighting the hospital's connection to both life and loss. This duality reflects the poignant stories of those who have been treated there, marking it as a significant landmark in the community.
In my past life, I was a 17-year-old female student from Lima November High School who passed away on Tuesday, April 2nd 1991 during an inpatient care at St. Hermione Hospital — the very same hospital as my birthplace. On that day, I died whilst still wearing school uniform, having insisted on fasting during Ramadan despite suffering from typhus at the time. It was exactly in line with the verdict that my doctor had previously made, right after I had been impressed with the moment when I had met the immortal Lord British in the latest game (at the time) titled "Ultima VI: The False Prophet" (released in 1990, with the in-game year being the same as the game's release date). To me, it embodies a poignant blend of dedication and tragedy—a "perfect" day for someone who left this world far too soon without leaving any digital footprint as the Internet and social media platforms didn’t exist yet at the time. Not to mention that when I died in my past life, I was also too young to have ever been tried as an adult, as one typically has to be 18 to even be tried as an adult (instead of as a juvenile) in the first place.
by Emotional Cruiser October 20, 2025
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An Affordable Hospital

A synonym for a fraud,or something that doesn’t exist yet.
Person 1:Someone said that they had a prototype for a new way of treating cancer
Person 2: Yeah right, that’s an affordable hospital.
by What’s your handle321 December 17, 2023
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