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Fake hospitality

Someone who doesnt have the heart to run a guy off, so they put out welcome mats and give him food a few hours after they tell him to stay out or leave.
Fuck fake hospitality, let a guy know that nobody likes him. Reality is better than a facade of hospitality and insincere friendliness. A false apology is the same thing as fake hospitality, it's better to go ahead and let somebody you're not sorry about what happened, and you never will be, since that is how you really feel about something.
by Solid Mantis October 9, 2020
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Fake hospitality

Someone who doesnt have the heart to run a guy off, so they put out welcome mats and give him food a few hours after they tell him to stay out or leave.
Fuck fake hospitality, let a guy know that nobody likes/respects him, especially if he can already tell (people tend to pick up on that kind of thing if they've lived to a certain age) . Reality is better than a facade of hospitality and insincere friendliness. A false apology is the same thing as fake hospitality, it's better to go ahead and let somebody you're not sorry about what happened, and you never will be, since that is how you really feel about something.
by Solid Mantis October 9, 2020
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Horse Loose In A Hospital

A metaphor used by John Mulaney to describe Donald Trump during his presidential term period.
"This guy being the president, it's like there's a horse loose in a hospital. I think eventually everything's gonna be okay, but I have no idea what's gonna happen next."
-John Mulaney
by ComedyArchives December 5, 2023
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Hospital Sandwich

The feeling of wanting to hospitalise someone using force/violence. This can be done by horrifically beating someone, choking them with grapes, spiking their drink with urine or creating a stampede of middle aged cows to take down your opponent
Ugh... Tiffiny is really PISSING ME OFF. I’m definitely going to give her a hospital sandwich later
by BigButchLesbo March 22, 2019
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Southern Hospitality

One wrong move, and everyone fucking hates you.
(Person) I did this thing that is not very southern
(Southern People) YOUR DEAD TO ME!
That's southern hospitality
by SHITFACE.ca April 22, 2022
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Silly hospital

Being sent to the silly hospital means that you just a bitdifferent
HEY!! YOU BELONG IN A SILLY HOSPITAL
by B1llyB0bG035t0w0rk April 2, 2024
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