Heffa

A nicer way of callin a woman or gay man a bitch

Damn, she is a real heffa.

by dino90404 November 29, 2010

Hofmann

A bitchy history teacher with a large nose. Complains hourly about how shitty you are. Beware, if it turns suddenly its large nose like beak will knock you over and surely give you a concussion.

Toucan Sam got surgery on his beak just so he wouldn't look like a canary compared to Hofmann.

by Friendly'z January 27, 2008

Katie Hoff

A sexy swimmer chick that owns world of female swimming. She attended the 2004 olympic games at 15 years of age and currently holds the World record in the 400 Individual Medly and multiple American records.

Katie Hoff tooled everybody in that race yesterday.

by Chris Griffen July 2, 2008

heffa

A large girl/person who actions and saying are ment to be attractive or cutesy but most definately not.

Yo that 200 pound chick has an icon of a baby platypus for her screen name, she is such a heffa.

by danibee May 28, 2006

Matt Hofman

Best musician and best sex god great friend and best lover!!!!
He will do any position at any time and within any time limit. He will seduce you with his words and swoon you with his smile. beware Extremly attractive!!!!!!!!

Man that guy was such a matt Hofman!!!

by dennis jontry August 13, 2009

Heffalump

A cute cuddly orange elephant with a mischievous personality. They have crinkly ears and flowers on their back. The can be found looking out of office windows but their favourite location is sitting on a stump.

What’s that cute thing looking out of that office windows. Awww, it’s one of those Heffalumps

by Heffalump Owner March 20, 2009

heffa

adj. slang for someone who has done something crazy or unexplainable. Mainly used to describe females and gay men.

"That crazy heffa done took my jacket." or "That heffa made me late by driving so slow."

by Marpessa Jenkins February 19, 2008