by hikes joy July 05, 2016
by KingLongStaff March 31, 2016
by Hike j lover January 09, 2024
1.When a man has hair from his chest leading to his penis that exceeds the "Happy Trail" follicle quota.
2.When a happy trail looks wide enought that you can drive a car on it, that is a happy hike.
2.When a happy trail looks wide enought that you can drive a car on it, that is a happy hike.
i was going to go down on this one guy but when he took off his shirt i noticed he had a happy hike instead of a happy trail
by slackeylackey01 February 08, 2011
When someone is asked to go on a hike while they are under the influence and then lied to about the duration and difficulty of the hike.
Example/context of Hike Rape
Rapist- “Hey you wanna hike tomorrow it’s only about 2 hours and not that hard”
Victim- (Not even entirely sure what tf they just said) “Sure why not” (Hike proceeds to be 7 hours with multiple near death situations and victim becomes dehydrated to the point of near death )
Rapist- “Hey you wanna hike tomorrow it’s only about 2 hours and not that hard”
Victim- (Not even entirely sure what tf they just said) “Sure why not” (Hike proceeds to be 7 hours with multiple near death situations and victim becomes dehydrated to the point of near death )
by Sukelevens June 06, 2021
A very experienced hiker, usually by norwegian origin, with very strong opinions on how to do things right ( their way).
by Jyboen August 05, 2018
the shoes Jason Kelce wore for all of his career starts with the Philadelphia Eagles. (This is because he hikes the ball)