What happens when you somehow smash the screen of your cellphone and the pixels get all fucked up in a certain area. Pretty soon the fucked-up pixels spread to the entire screen; kinda like herpes.
My friend's little brother left his cell phone in the back pocket of his skinny jeans and sat on it. It now has Phone Herpes.
by SufferingxArtist September 09, 2008
Guy #1: Yo bro! Did you go to that concert last night?
Guy#2: Yeah! Fo Sho!
Girl: Hey guys! Do you wanna sign my petition to take soda out of the vending machine?!
Both Guys: Girl. Leave us alone, and quit Herp-a-Derpin'
Guy#2: Yeah! Fo Sho!
Girl: Hey guys! Do you wanna sign my petition to take soda out of the vending machine?!
Both Guys: Girl. Leave us alone, and quit Herp-a-Derpin'
by tkomast3r77 May 02, 2011
Far worse than the traditional herpes simplex. This is a case of herpes infecting both genitalia and mouth. So it is some nastee stuff. Steer clear.
by bobert_ohio February 09, 2008
Another, lesser known name for a special person. Meant to be as offensive as the word retard. Though it can be used as universally as the word "fuck" such as "Quit being a such herp-a-derp" or "go be a herp-a-derp somewhere else". however the word can be butchered to be simply "herp" or "derp". Although some "herp-a-derps" will reverse the word and say "Derp-a-herp". Saying "Herp-a-derp" as a question changes the meaning to "A retard?" or "That Retard?".
by ShadowMaster924 April 13, 2011
When someone is so fucking stupid, you think their brain has been infected by a sexually transmitted disease.
Frank, what the fuck are you talking about? You've got some serious herpes of the brain, you fucking twit.
by Mansnake November 06, 2006
WHORE: I heard you have Genital Herpes.
PROSTITUTE: I DID, but I went to the Doctor, so now I just have Gentle Herpes.
PROSTITUTE: I DID, but I went to the Doctor, so now I just have Gentle Herpes.
by Sex Ed December 24, 2006
When you hook up with someone who has an outbreak, and they make out with you, give you oral, and a rim job, you get herpes everywhere and it becomes super herpes.
Dude, that chick last night did everything to me, but turns out she had herpes now I got super herpes.
by The inventor of words April 19, 2009