1. A blonde woman who seems to be very attractive from behind or at a distance, but after turning around she is actually very ugly.Usually happens in clubs when you are very drunk.
2. A very unusual fish.
2. A very unusual fish.
1. (2 Blokes in a club)
Bloke 1: "Fucking hell look at that blonde over there i'd love to give her one mate".
Bloke 2: "You're not the only one mate i wanna bend her over that table over there".
(At this point the blonde woman turns around and she looks about 50 and has black teeth)
Bloke 1: "Jesus christ she looks worse than your mother!".
2. (Two blokes on a fishing trip, one has just caught a fish)
Bloke 1: "What the fuck is THAT!? It's got yellow hair!".
Bloke 2: "It's a blonde herring isn't it you stupid wanker".
Bloke 1: "Fucking hell look at that blonde over there i'd love to give her one mate".
Bloke 2: "You're not the only one mate i wanna bend her over that table over there".
(At this point the blonde woman turns around and she looks about 50 and has black teeth)
Bloke 1: "Jesus christ she looks worse than your mother!".
2. (Two blokes on a fishing trip, one has just caught a fish)
Bloke 1: "What the fuck is THAT!? It's got yellow hair!".
Bloke 2: "It's a blonde herring isn't it you stupid wanker".
by D Bro September 14, 2008
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"I don't think so. That shit's heading for Alabama."
"I don't think so. That shit's heading for Alabama."
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Heating up cold soup is when a person rekindles a romantic relationship from their (usually distant) past.
The soup is analogous to the relationship in this analogy—and that soup isn’t just room temp...it’s straight up cold. Thus, the general sentiment is that the rekindling is with someone one has neither spoken with nor seen (nor obsessed over) in years.
The soup is analogous to the relationship in this analogy—and that soup isn’t just room temp...it’s straight up cold. Thus, the general sentiment is that the rekindling is with someone one has neither spoken with nor seen (nor obsessed over) in years.
Late 20’s Girl #1: What are you doing tonight?
Late 20’s Girl #2: Watching a movie at my apartment with Matt...
Late 20’s Girl #1: Who is Matt?
Late 20’s Girl #2: Matt Stephens...my high school boyfriend.
Late 20’s Girl #1: Talk about heating up cold soup.
Late 20’s Girl #2: Yeah. Don’t tell anyone.
Late 20’s Girl #2: Watching a movie at my apartment with Matt...
Late 20’s Girl #1: Who is Matt?
Late 20’s Girl #2: Matt Stephens...my high school boyfriend.
Late 20’s Girl #1: Talk about heating up cold soup.
Late 20’s Girl #2: Yeah. Don’t tell anyone.
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Get the heating up cold soup mug.Located in SouthEast Idaho, there is a small town called Shelley. This town is known mostly for being full of super oppressive Mormons that secretly all have sex with each other and pretend they're perfect in public. But, from the oppression came passion among those that refused to be held down any more. Queef Heaving was born! After the first annual competition, even the goody-goodies decided to join in!
To Heave a Queef, you take a potato and lodge it into your vagina. Forcing a glorious queef, you send the potato flying! Furthest potato wins.
Because, as I mentioned earlier, a lot of people in Shelley are super sexually deviant when they think nobody is watching, the Mormon women don't usually do very well. Their sloppy cooches can't properly form the seal around the potatoes required for true power. But it doesn't stop them from trying!
Boys play this game, not with their anuses. But with special, custom prosthetic vaginas that they wear over their penises.
If you think I'm making this up, try googling it. Seriously.
To Heave a Queef, you take a potato and lodge it into your vagina. Forcing a glorious queef, you send the potato flying! Furthest potato wins.
Because, as I mentioned earlier, a lot of people in Shelley are super sexually deviant when they think nobody is watching, the Mormon women don't usually do very well. Their sloppy cooches can't properly form the seal around the potatoes required for true power. But it doesn't stop them from trying!
Boys play this game, not with their anuses. But with special, custom prosthetic vaginas that they wear over their penises.
If you think I'm making this up, try googling it. Seriously.
"Hey Brianna, are you going to be entering the Queef Heaving competition this year?"
"Of course, Lana. It's my favorite day of the year!"
"Of course, Lana. It's my favorite day of the year!"
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Get the crack heating mug.When a guy is fucking a girl in the ass and he headbutts her in the back of the head, causing her to pass out. He then flips her over and takes a shit on her chest and titty fucks her. This is a combination of the Donkey Punch and Chilli Dog.
Neil: Dude, you sick fuck, did you really give that girl a Filthy Herring.
Jordan: Ya, and she still called me the next day!
Neil: What a slut!
Jordan: Ya, and she still called me the next day!
Neil: What a slut!
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