Hays, KS

Hays was the All-America City in 1996 and is the German Capital of Kansas. Home to Fort Hays State University and Sternberg Museum.

Let's take a road trip to Hays, KS. I hear the people are friendly.

by SassyKat March 17, 2009

hay doods

Originated from gamewinners.com, this phrase started as an inside joke which has spread into online gaming. Used by idiots and people who think they're 133t.

hay doods!!!1 1'm soooo t0ta11y 133t!!!

by biscuits man December 29, 2005

hai-poo

A brief rhyming poem that deals with poop, usually four or five lines long.

This is called "Hai-poo #5."

I have to poop
It shall come out like soup
It did once when I had the croup
Then again, it was more like goop
Boop-boop-be-doop.

by Krakky McKraken October 02, 2005

hay baling

The act of consuming food while simultaneously defecating.

I was late for work this morning so decided to do some hay baling to conserve time.

by Chew Skeeter February 12, 2016

Bolta Hai

A word used to define ANY situation.

1.

Jack: Dude, my mom just died.
Tom: This is a Bolta Hai Situation.
Jack: Are you high again?

2.
Dave: I just saved money on car insurance by switching to Geico!
Susie: Bolta Hai Situation!

3.
Cop 1: What's the situation over there!?
Cop 2: Bolta Hai!

by Farhanzam June 27, 2009

hay riding

When one takes a bus into the ghetto for a cheap thrill.

(South side of Chicago at 1 am)
Bus driver: "Kid what are you doing way down here? Hay riding?"
Student: "No, I fell asleep and missed my stop and need to get back north. Thanks for stopping."

by UrbDickler October 27, 2010

gay hay

The ass hair of a particularly gay individual that over time has become crusty with cum

Man my gay hay is really itching today

by Pussluver86 December 09, 2018