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Cock harvest

The act of removing a mans penis to use as a holiday decoration
Must have been a good cock harvest this year look at all the cocks on the wreath
by Donkey oak October 20, 2017
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dingle Harvester

its when a girl bends you over and uses her teeth to pick off your dingle berry's
dingle harvester its when a girl bends you over and uses her teeth to pick off your dingle berry's

that bitch used her teeth to clean my dingle berry's it was the best feeling ever
by Zachary Ehrler July 24, 2024
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Turd Harvest

A fetish involving the collection of turds.
After Jill took a dump at Steve's house, Ronny went into turd harvest mode. Collecting all of Jill's deer pellet turds for his personal collection.
by Steven1 July 9, 2010
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harvesting

picking out a sexual mate from a crowd
John saw a hot group of guys and couldn't wait to start harvesting.
by xthebowdenx January 8, 2009
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HARVESTING

To take the rims of the table off and hide it
"What is austin doing" "oh he is just HARVESTING"
by LEMINKUU November 10, 2022
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harvest porn

Videos and/or pictures revealing surprisingly large yields of vegetables (typically root vegetables or tubers) that generate a certain level of titilation when observed.
"Holy crap: look at the size of those potatoes!"
"Oh my gosh, this is SO harvest porn."
by Mickleberry May 3, 2019
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Sperm Harvester

A woman who tricks a man into getting her pregnant to draw a child support check for the next 18 years.
Look at that Sperm Harvester and her three paychecks.
by Augustus Jackson March 14, 2019
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