Haley

Affectionately known as 'Jugs' due to her ample bosom. Has a strange obsession with otters, getting through the day by drawing cartoons in MS Paint and eating various assortments of cheeses. There's no one like a Haley. Always good for a laugh, and able to recite almost any tv show or movie word for word. Can often be caught vomiting in the corner of a beer garden on a Friday and/or Saturday night.

Who's that girl throwing up in the corner? Oh never mind, it's just Haley on a diddly

by The Broccolini Baron July 10, 2011

Haley

Someone who enjoys the common butt fuck; pervert.
An extreme, professional bopper.

AKA- "The Big Bopper"

Jed: Damn nigga mudda fucka did yu see Haley tonight?? Bro she was AAAALLLL over meeee. Suckin that dick hard bro.

Daundre: Yeah bro I knowzz it. Dats why she be called da BIG BOPPER.

by gaylick January 23, 2010

Haley

A super pretty blonde girl, but her hair color is not natural. She is CRAZY and everyone loves her. People think she's weird. But that's just her. Her bestfriend (well one of them) is Kayleigh. She lovesss Brett. She's very very slow. People call her mean stuff, and spred very untrue rumors. Is conceded, and brushes her hair in class, and looks at her self in a mirror.

Haley's awesome.<3

by HaleyyForEverBabbyyy.<3(: March 6, 2009

Haley

A fat ugly nasty bitch who likes to start shit with everyone she sees. She likes to fuck everyone’s boyfriend because she’s just that much Of a whore. She really thinks her man is gonna stay with her but in reality he’s just using her for sex and doesn’t like her at all because she’s disgusting and looks like she got hit with a bus. Shes such a fat whale and nobody likes her. She’s a really big slut too. She tends to act like she’s so much better than everyone Else when in reality nobody even likes her.

“Who is that”
“Oh that’s just that dumb fat ugly whore, Haley”

by Dumb_bitches05 December 12, 2019

Haley

A person who thinks crocks and scrubs looks good together doesn’t care what people say about them ( even though they are the ugliest things on the planet but that’s besides the point wait a minute no it’s not) she is very beautiful but isn’t when she wears crocks she says they are fashionable but... anyways she dances like her mom so not very well but... oh well

Haley those crocks are ug

by Ug in all types of ways May 15, 2018

Haley

A rude violent short ugly rat faced bitch that always starts fights to get attention.

That 4 foot 8 girl Haley walked up to me today and told me she was gonna beat my ass up.

by _pAydAy_ January 7, 2020

Haley

Haley is a soft bottom. A shy girl who typically likes kpop. Haley can be feisty and sassy but is v shy around new people. The only interesting trait about haley is that shes a bottom.

Haley is a bottom.

by casserole⁷ April 23, 2020