jungle grundle

This is a condition similar to swamp ass; however, it refers more specifically to profusely sweating balls and taint rather than a sweaty ass crack. Also, the term swamp ass can easily be misconstrued to mean that you have crapped or sharted your pants.

Also, since the term grundle sounds so much like the character Grendel from the epic poem Beowulf, it makes the condition seem all the more beastly and woeful.

This term should probably only be applied to males.

After Denard and I moved my bed, dresser, entertainment center and lots of other stuff to my new third-floor apartment in 90 degree heat, we both had some pungent jungle grundle.

After playing basketball for two hours in the summer heat, my shorts and boxers were soaked, and I had some seriously smelly and wet jungle grundle.

by Kevin August 11, 2006

grundle runt

1. A man who does not need to bend over to suck dick.
2. A gay midget

"that fucking grundle runt ran between my legs"
grundle runt

by Rhodotracker November 29, 2014

grundle snap

when old ladies lose control of their lower portions and their vaginal fluids, blood, crap, and other various liquids form stalagmites between their legs. they can be broken off and eaten, but they can kill a man.

last summer, we sold grundle snaps at the fair.

by weber April 19, 2004

salty grundle

irritation of the grundle from saltwater exposure

After boating and swimming all day, Bob had a seriously salty grundle, so bad that he had to walk with his legs spread.

by Charles Rice June 27, 2006

grundle farmer

One who harvests dingleberries.

When was the last time a grundle farmer harvested your back 40.

by Fulton September 22, 2005

grundle stain

When the crotch stew that collects on one's grundle rubs off on one's underwear and furniture.

Shit man, why you let your skank woman sit her naked ass on your suede couch? I ain't sitting there until you scrape off her crusty grundle stain.

by Aristotle's Asshole June 17, 2018

Super Grundle

The hidden dining hall on UVM's Trinity Campus. You can actually use BLOCKS to get real food (like pizza, bottled soda, and entire tubs of Ben & Jerry's).

Harold and Kumar went to the Super Grundle to get real food after suffering through lunch at Cook Commons.

by grundletime2468 October 25, 2009