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A freaking goodie

The pure shinyness the smoothness the cleanest the best of a African Americans bald scalp it's holy and secret it makes you think of a bongo everytime but you must resist each time you see one of these good lock people you must discreetly take a picture of it and send it to your friends with nothing more then a Oooooooooooo 🥁🥁🥁
Sheldon: man take a look at Jasons head that's one shiny head of his

(Takes a picture of the bald head)

Murphy: (one new message from Sheldon) the picture of the goodie caption reads' Oooooooooooo 🥁🥁🥁

Murphy: oh what a freaking goodie!!
by Bleeding guns February 3, 2023
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Goodie fucker

When ur penis is longer than ur leg
I have a goodie fucker that goes past my pant leg
by Gigga March 28, 2019
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Goody Two Shoes

With the heartbreak open
So much you can't hide
Put on a little makeup, makeup
Make sure they get your good side, good side
You know we're going to set them, set them
So everyone can take note, take note
When they saw you kneeling
Crying words that you mean
Opening their eyeballs, eyeballs
Pretending that you're, Al Green
Goody two, goody two, goody goody two shoes
Goody two, goody two, goody goody two shoes
Don't drink, don't smoke, what do you do?
Don't drink, don't smoke, what do you do?
Subtle innuendos follow
Must be something inside
No one's gonna tell me
What's wrong and what's right
Or tell me who to eat with, sleep with
Or that I've won the big fight, big fight
Look out or they'll tell you
You're a "Superstar"
Two weeks and you're an all-time legend
I think the games have gone much too far
If the words unspoken
Get stuck in your throat
Send a treasure token, token
Write it on a pound note, pound note
Goody two, goody two, goody goody two shoes
Goody two, goody two, goody goody two shoes
Don't drink, don't smoke, what do you do?
Don't drink, don't smoke, what do you do?
Subtle innuendos follow
There must be something inside
We don't follow fashion
That'd be a joke
If the words unspoken
Get stuck in your throat
Send a treasure token, token
Write it on a pound note, pound note
Don't drink, don't smoke, what do you do?
Don't drink, don't smoke, what do you do?
Subtle innuendos follow
Must be something inside
'Cause I don't drink, don't smoke, what do you do?
Don't drink, don't smoke, what do you do?
Subtle innuendos follow
Must be something inside
'Cause I don't drink, don't smoke, what do you do?
Don't drink, don't smoke, what do you do?
Subtle innuendos follow
Must be something inside
'Cause I don't drink, don't smoke, what do you do?
Don't drink, don't smoke, what do you do?
Subtle innuendos follow
Must be something inside
'Cause I don't drink, don't smoke, what do you do?
Don't drink, don't smoke, what do you do?
Subtle innuendos follow
Must be something inside

Goody Two Shoes
by Death Menace March 28, 2023
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Goodie with the shploogy

Used to describe something good to its highest degree.
Can even be used to ask how is someone
Max: Hey dude, how was your weekend?

Ethan: It was goodie with the shploogy

Example 2:

Randy: What's goodie with the shploogy?

Naison: Everything is goodie with the shploogy, my vro!
by FrancisTheSocial March 29, 2022
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oh goodie

( o-gu-di )

a word thats used when you’re either shocked, suprised or just heard something that’s unbelievable or might get get you killed
example 1

teacher : we have a test tomorrow

you : oh goodie !?

example 2

friend : my boyfriend cheated on me with you

you : oooh goodie

example 3

person: you won best person award
you : oh goodie !
by maryhamgoody0 January 29, 2023
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Highlighted Goodies

The Pale Parts (Breasts, Bum and Pussy) of the bikini Tan Lines.

The Objects of Sexual attraction are generally lighter then the tanned skin around them.

Making them "highlighted" and stand out.
The Girls in the Shower after Gym Class, teased Sara over her Tan lines, She just replied that they jealous of her Highlighted Goodies.

Guys would Irritate Web Cam girls over their Tan Lines, and she would respond that real Men pay to see her Highlighted Goodies
by DaBluFoxXx June 28, 2013
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Goody two shoes

Someone who runs to their mother over shit they started ever since they were a little kid, since people don't change.
The goody two shoes looked like an angel in her mother's eyes only. She had a face only a mother could love (as her own father said of her when she was a young kid, in his words, and I quote).
by Solid Mantis December 2, 2020
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